Lure a Boyfriend Home

Name: Lure a Boyfriend Home
Author: Ding Dong Doesn't Eat Spicy Food

钓个男朋友回家

by Ding Dong Doesn't Eat Spicy Food (叮咚不吃辣)

Status: Completed
Length: 217k Words
Genre: Danmei (BL)
Era: Modern Era
Updated: 3mo ago
Source: JJWXC

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Synopsis

(My column, Amnesia Warning, is now underway! A modern sci-fi story with a wild premise. Please add it to your collection!)

Yi Xingwen x Yu Fan

An utterly hypocritical, scheming author gong x an irritable, adorable streamer shou

Yu Fan thought the guy who had just moved in next door was practically his long-lost brother, the kind who shared a telepathic connection with him.

For example...

He wanted a chicken drumstick, and the next day the smell of roasted chicken wafted over from next door.

He was so bad at games that he wanted to get carried, and the guy next door happened to be someone who was really good at carrying him.

When his grandma fell ill and he rushed to the hospital, he happened to run into someone holding car keys by the entrance.

He liked an author, and on his birthday he received a signed copy of the author's work.

These kinds of coincidences happened all the time, making him think he was the chosen one and would transmigrate through time the next day to build a glorious enterprise.

Until one day...

Yu Fan found a document on the neighbor's computer titled Fishing Manual.

Yu Fan: "...Holy crap, I actually got played!!"

Yi "Famous Author" Xingwen, "Actor," "Knows Exactly What He's Doing But Pretends Not To," "Level Ten Expert," "Big Bad Wolf" Wen: "I'm luring a boyfriend home!"

Fishing Manual: Those who bite do so willingly.

[Important Notice]

This story is gong-focused, and the gong spoils the shou! The gong spoils the shou! The gong spoils the shou!

Theme: Love life

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62Chapters

3.4kFavorites

9.2Score

1.8kNutrient gifts

6.3kClicks per chapter

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(CPJ's Personal List) Devoted Top, Sweet and Obedient Bottom

Everyone who says otherwise can get lost. My tastes: handsome or beautiful, powerful, and irresistible gong x sweet, adorable shou; older gong, mutual devotion, and an old-fashioned couple. Both the gong and shou get hurt, no playing favorites, and no denial.

Level B

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Top-Centric, Mutual Pampering, Slightly Bottom-Leaning (1)

Stories that seem mutually doting or lean toward the shou are usually fine for me. These are ones I could keep reading and felt might lean toward the shou. I don't follow up to see if the author later changes direction.

Level B

100Books287Follows2moUpdated

Complete Collection

For my own use. Mostly top-focused, and I'm a protagonist fan and a fan of sweet little couples

Level A

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Stories with a Top Male Lead (Character-Focused)

Strong, swoon-worthy tops; I'm deeply attached to the main characters. Satisfying stories and sweet romances. (Mostly light reads, and very subjective.) I'm not strictly a top fan or a bottom fan; I prefer mutual devotion.

Level A

37Books103Follows3moUpdated

Popular Picks 2.6: 1K Saves-3

Rating 9.3~9.5, 1k <= bookmarks <10k, original completed works with no locked chapters, sorted descending by rating and rating count*100÷bookmark count

Level C

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