On a dark and stormy night, a vampire big shot drags a perfectly normal (is he, though?) human back from the human world, orders him to enroll in vampire kindergarten, and tells him to take the college entrance exam three days later.
Human: Excuse me? Are you crazy, or am I?
Three days later, the big shot is losing his mind.
Big shot: "The fire rune I taught you can level a palace. You used it to set off fireworks for me?"
Human: "Heehee."
Big shot: "The teleportation array I taught you can let you take someone's head from a hundred meters away in a snap, and it can also help you track and assassinate people. You used it to cheat at hide-and-seek with kids??"
Human: "Heh heh."
Big shot: "The soul-stealing array I taught you can make your opponent lose focus in battle so you can win with one strike. You used it to try to seduce me with your beauty???"
Human (folding his hands obediently): "Should I stop, then?"
Big shot: "...No, keep going."
Here's the serious blurb.
A strange blood moon, brought on by four consecutive lunar eclipses, hangs high in the sky. The gates to the vampire world swing wide open with a thunderous roar. Amid the shrieks of vampire bats, someone strolls in.
Listen. Those are the footsteps of a past life.
A human accidentally enters the vampire world, but amid tangled schemes and power struggles, he gradually uncovers the truth about his past and present lives, then falls in love with his old flame all over again.
Also known as: How a 500-Year-Old Man Preys on a Young Thing
The author is terrible at pacing, so please bear with me (bows).
Also: I previously posted over ten chapters before locking them for a major rewrite. The plot is now mostly different. If any names seem familiar, don't doubt your bond with this novel, which got a makeover straight from its own mother. Yeah.
Theme: Good and evil are always repaid, and the heavens always make the wheel turn.
