[Zhou Yuanche thinks his son looks less and less like him as he grows up, and a little more like his older brother...]
[Zhou Yuanche is devastated...]
[After ten years of professional self-sabotage, Zhou Yuanche finally wrecks the empire his brother left him on his thirtieth birthday. His seventeen-year-old son kills him in a counterattack, and he is imprisoned for life in the Daqing Palace...]
After reading the whole novel The Wise Emperor in one night, Zhou Xiaohe wasn't all that excited about the crown prince's path to becoming a wise emperor. Instead, she felt kind of sorry for the crown prince's dad, Zhou Yuanche, the ridiculous, foolish emperor...
But the most unfortunate part was that Zhou Xiaohe had transmigrated into the book as the female official most blindly loyal to Zhou Yuanche.
To make sure she didn't end up riddled with arrows by the crown prince, Zhou Xiaohe began a new life of brainwashing the young crown prince every day.
"You have to believe your father loves you!" x3
"You have to trust me!" x3
"He really does love you!" x3
The three-year-old crown prince glared at her with a stern face. "He did love me before, but he changed his mind after you came along!"
Blurb two:
After Zhou Xiaohe transmigrated, the System tasked her with helping the villainous foolish emperor soar to success.
The foolish emperor had a slim waist and long legs, and was sharp-tongued but soft-hearted. He was as pretty as a celestial being, but sadly, he was a terrible student. He couldn't even solve the chicken-and-rabbit problem, and the tutor scolded him every day.
So Zhou Xiaohe had him copy his homework every day.
She became his audiobook, having him copy everything he didn't understand.
Once the foolish emperor started passing his exams, he was wise and mighty. He was just a bit of a rogue, and he dragged Zhou Xiaohe all over the capital, getting up to mischief and causing trouble for every official at court.
It made Zhou Xiaohe worry every day that someone would rebel against him.
Later, the foolish emperor wore an imperial robe embroidered with nine dragons and a crown of fine jade. Handsome and spirited, he looked like a celestial being come down to earth. He rubbed her head and said, "I see you're afraid of my officials. I want to spoil you a little."
Zhou Xiaohe: "Ah!!!!"
How could this foolish emperor be so sweet!
PS: 1. A goofy, hilarious, sweet story.
2. A sweet, airheaded, terrible-student foolish emperor x a goofy heroine.
3. The male lead really is sweet, really is wise, and really is a terrible student.
The new story, The Crown Prince Keeps Trying to Make Headlines, is now updating.
"In her third year after marrying into the Eastern Palace, she imprisoned the emperor's entire family, ascended the throne, enjoyed endless solitude, and kept three thousand handsome men..."
"She imprisoned her tutor in the inner palace and humiliated him in every way..."
"She severed her senior fellow disciple's tendons, brought him into her harem, and subjected him to endless humiliation..."
Lan Yuan stayed up all night reading this pirated erotic novel and cried, "This is beyond depraved!"
When she woke up, she discovered she had become the deadly female protagonist.
Lan Yuan: I sat bolt upright on my deathbed. I'm the villainous seducer myself!
Lan Yuan decided to be a good person, respect her master, be kind to her senior fellow disciple, give the throne back to the crown prince, and become a well-behaved young lady.
Even though the only poem she knew by heart was "Before my bed, the moonlight glows."
The daughters of the capital's powerful families held banquets and poetry gatherings, and Lan Yuan, the prime minister's granddaughter, was forced to attend.
She recited a poem: "Life's not going my way, so I'll hang myself on a branch facing southeast." They kicked her out of the gathering.
At the entrance, the little crown prince smiled like a tiny sun. "Why write poetry? Come on, I'll take you out to roam the martial world!"
Lan Yuan looked at the little crown prince, who was said to be refined, handsome, and kindhearted, and realized she was in trouble.
Other people's crown princes wanted to win the succession and rule the world.
Zhou Yuanzhao was different. He wanted to rule the martial world...
The crown prince wanted to make a huge headline every day, so the whole capital could witness his peerless martial arts!
PS: 1. A depraved heroine x a male lead who is bad at everything but obsessed with it.
2. This story is also known as I'm the Villainous Seducer Myself!
3. A goofy, lighthearted, sweet story.
4. The protagonist's name was inspired by the verse: May you keep your long, enchanting beauty, and not follow the east wind as it sways.
Theme: Even in adversity, never let go of your companions' hands.
Alas, okay, I finally accepted Qingyun Xin's paranoid loyal dog design
I really like Qingyun Xin, but I always feel that his parts are not very enjoyable to watch. Maybe he has such an unpleasant story.
The writing is good, I like Qingyun Xin the most, but I still don't agree with polygamous lovers. Neither men nor women like it. I don't want the emotional investment of both parties to be unequal. It's only fair to be single-minded. You can have your own great cause and ambition, but don't use it as an excuse. Desire is nature, but desire is not an excuse for being sentimental. But abstinence, self-cultivation, physical and mental unity, and not letting each other down are the views of love I hope for.
Help, I shed tears on the Yangtze and Yellow Rivers. How can I be so virtuous? I can see Xiaohunjun and Zhou Xiaohe. Wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu
This is a book that I just read for fun at first, but the more I read, the more I felt that the author had something interesting.
The function of staring at someone's pregnancy breaks new ground in ancient times!!!
Zhou Xiaohe traveled through ancient times and developed the obstetrics and gynecology business and became prosperous.
So Little Fatty should still be the emperor and not enter the Goddess Palace.
I've finished reading it, it's very interesting!
The sun is shining. It's so beautiful. I finally finished watching it.