Tales of the Purple Moon

A charming girl transmigrates to another time and space, turning everything upside down with her breathtaking beauty...

A confession from the author: This is a parody of transmigration novels, and it's an absolute train wreck, all over the place, turning the ancient world upside down and causing chaos wherever she goes. I've made such a mess of things that even I want to throw bricks at myself. As some unknown celebrity once said, bricks can turn a genius into a fool, but they can just as miraculously turn a fool into a genius. I'm definitely the latter, so please, everyone, hurl your sharp-tongued bricks at me as hard as you like and turn me into a genius! Many thanks in advance. Just don't throw silent bricks, or I won't learn my lesson.

A confession about the story: This novel will take its transmigration parody all the way. The heroine is both an idiot and a jack-of-all-trades. She can sing, especially that song about when the moon first appeared; she can tell jokes; and she uses modern knowledge to torment handsome men from the ancient world. With all the perfect modern-day elements she brings, she turns the olden days into a complete disaster, leaving them breathtakingly beautiful and beyond redemption. She'll transmigrate again and again: from the present to the past, then from the past to the present, taking a family of three on a free trip through time and space and tearing holes in time until it's beyond repair.

Wahaha, I, Shui Laosan, have nothing more to say. Come over to my place for a drink!

The time loop in this story: Leng Aotian, who has spent ten years pining for Yaya in the modern world, and his son devise a plan to send Yaya, who doesn't know him yet, back to ancient times. There, Yaya meets a cold and heartless Leng Aotian. After warming his icy heart, the two marry. To prevent the brothers from killing each other, Yaya sends Leng Aotian and their newborn son back to the modern world. The jade pendant's power is divided between the two of them, sending them ten years too early, to the time when Yaya is thirteen.

And now, four heart-wrenching lines from the male leads:

Brother and sister... actually, it's pretty nice., Lan Xiao, the smiling swordsman.

The first woman to touch my left hand will be my wife... if she is willing..., Wuming, the assassin.

Since you can't have me, let me go. Better for you to hate me than to owe me. That way, you won't forget me so easily., Leng Yufeng, master of the Azure Moon Token.

We've waited so long. Does a little more time really matter?, Leng Aotian, master of the Purple Moon Token.

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