The Female Lead Keeps Trying to Make the CEO Go Bankrupt [Book Transmigration]

[Cringe-worthy early work, read with caution]

Shu Xiao transmigrated into a book.

She discovered that she had the same name as the secretary in the CEO romance novel her roommate was always swooning over!

Her roommate said the CEO was handsome, rich, powerful, domineering, and good at flirting. She really wanted to marry him.

But Shu Xiao discovered the CEO's earth-shattering secret:

His English was terrible!

Everyone in the secretaries' office said that although Secretary Shu always wore a nun-like expression, she was actually trying every trick in the book to seduce the CEO.

But the CEO had always liked women with ample chests and slim waists. He'd never like a flat-chested bookworm, until someone caught sight of this:

The CEO had her pinned against a wall, his voice low and husky as he whispered seductively in her ear, "Woman, will you buy me a Coke?"

Secretary Shu looked disgusted. "Sorry, Mr. CEO. I don't like men with bad English."

The CEO: "..."

Everyone else: "... Tsk, tsk. We thought Secretary Shu was trying to seduce the CEO?"

Content warnings:

A silly comedy. The CEO's intelligence comes and goes.

No logic. Personal attacks are not welcome.

My next book:

The Consort Livestreams for the Ancients Every Day

Blurb:

Only after her death did Rong Rong learn that she was a cannon-fodder villain in a palace-intrigue novel, a foil to the heroine, Su Yuan.

She was born into poverty and couldn't read or write. Before entering the palace, she did needlework with her mother to help make ends meet. Su Yuan, meanwhile, enjoyed flower-viewing, boating, and poetry with the noblewomen of the capital.

She did everything she could to remain in the palace and earn her mother a title of nobility. Su Yuan entered the selection of palace women merely to go through the motions, with no intention of staying.

When she first entered the palace, she was neglected and mocked, left in a wretched state. Her only friend, Liu Xi'er, was beaten to death by a supposed close friend. Su Yuan, on the other hand, knew exactly how to thrive in the palace. Her childhood sweetheart protected her, scions of noble families admired her, and even bandits fell for her and rescued her from danger.

She schemed her way back into the emperor's favor through ice skating, only to be named Consort Ling and ridiculed by everyone. Barely a month after her appointment, she offended the emperor and died miserably in the Cold Palace. Su Yuan was cherished by the emperor, named Consort Chen, and eventually became empress dowager, enjoying every luxury with her lover at her side.

Rong Rong, who died in the Cold Palace, was abducted by a livestream System and made to take the place of a purchaser. She transmigrated into the modern world as Rong Rong, a university student who had attempted suicide over love, and livestreamed her modern life to the ancients.

At first, the emperors were furious that their consorts could laugh and chat with other men. The palace women were stunned: how could the lowborn Consort Ling attend school and become a campus idol, adored by everyone?

Later, the noble families grew uneasy. Why did these people keep talking about equality? Why could women of low status stand at the center of the stage and represent their country's honor?

Later still, the common people grew impassioned. There had never been any savior, nor could they rely on immortals or emperors. Like the people of Huaguo, they would create happy lives with their own hands.

In the modern world, a certain person who once treated Rong Rong as a substitute watched as the plain Cinderella, good for nothing but her face, became an inheritor of intangible cultural heritage, a sought-after composer, and even an Olympic champion.

That person: Is it too late for me to regret this?

Fans: Get lost!

Theme: Always stay true to yourself, no matter what.