(Naruto, Shun, and Ino) 108 Creative Ways to Die as Black Zetsu

This is a world where nobody ever stirs up trouble. Otsutsuki Hagoromo has always thought of himself as a winner in life. His mother is powerful, his mom is beautiful, and his younger brother is sensible and obedient. Until one day... his eldest son ran off with his younger son Σ( ° △ °|||)︴ That's not the point. The point is... why did they cross world lines as soon as they ran off, and why does he get that terrifying look from them whenever they come back? It's super scary! Indra, y-you, put down the knife in your hand. Even if your eyes have little stars in them, which is kind of cute, the knife makes it not cute at all (=°Д°=)! What⊙?⊙? You won't cut me if I promise you one thing? Fine, fine, tell me what you want. Have I ever refused you anything, from when you were little to now? To think you'd act spoiled this way. I'm blushing〃?〃. Hm? You say there's someone you like? No problem, bring her back. I won't say no. I'm not one to break up a pair of lovebirds.

…What, Asura? "No! I, the old man, refuse! Absolutely not!ヽ(#`Д′)ノ!" But it did no good. Asura dragged Indra off again. Their return date is unknown.

Theme: The three thousand worlds are endless.