[Genshin Impact] After Becoming a Scaramouche Devotee in My Dreams

[This novel is complete] ◇Blurb: After fainting from working overtime at the office, Chang An woke up on a strange yet familiar continent to the sound of her male colleague's shrill dolphin-like scream. Chang An: ... She had only recently been diagnosed with neurasthenia, so... She must have started dreaming again. So, with a fearless attitude and the initial guide's piercing shriek ringing in her ears, Chang An began the final dream of her life. Why dodge when Hilichurls attack? If it was a dream, she couldn't feel pain anyway. She became an experimental subject who had escaped the Fatui? Were people seriously spreading rumors right to her face now? A newly appointed trainee knight of the Knights of Favonius? Getting thrown in jail on her second day as a knight surely counted as a hidden achievement. She was desperate for Mora, so at the Knights of Favonius headquarters, the outsiders reached an agreement: an absolute gang of outlaws was about to sweep across Teyvat. Barbatos: ...Didn't you say you were a follower of Barbatos? Morax: My young friend, I really don't have a daughter like you... Beelzebul: [Kindly provided a bolt of lightning] Buer: So this is the knowledge from beyond the world? The four well-known gods, whose identities remain undisclosed, said they had been thoroughly traumatized. And if she could do it all over again, Chang An would never choose to drink and then take her Wind Glider for a joyride. After crashing and knocking Scaramouche over, she had even insulted him to his face... Chang An couldn't help but tremble. At that moment, the beautiful puppet's hand slowly moved down. After gently stroking her face, it came to rest on her neck. [Have you figured out how to explain yourself?] [If you don't know where to begin, shall I remind you?] [For example...] Scaramouche's voice was gentle, but the hand gripping her neck began to tighten. [Who is Haypasia?] Chang An: ... The outsider, now sober, nearly blacked out on the spot. ◆Notes◆ ◇I'm terrible at writing blurbs. The main story is told in third person, with an everyday-life focus. The CP is Scaramouche. ◇The golden finger is enormous and a product of dreaming. Lots of original settings, but no alternate version of Scaramouche and no setting where he has fallen. ◆Here's a preview of another upcoming novel: ◇Crossover, 1VN: [Crossover] Living in Honmaru, Rebuilding Stardew Valley! For eighteen years, Zhaolu worked hard farming, fishing, and mining in Stardew Valley. But before spring was even over this year, Mama packed her up and threw her out of Pelican Town along with the two little pets she'd just brought home. She claimed that Zhaolu was all grown up and should go out and experience some hardship. Zhaolu: ? Zhaolu thought the culprit behind Mama's sudden change of heart had to be the [half-dead] black-furred fox and the [not-alive] blue-eyed, white-furred cat she'd just picked up in the mines. Zhaolu: Don't you think you should explain yourselves? Fox Jie: I have no idea what you're saying, you monkey. Cat Wu: I'm just a forgetful little kitty, that's all. Zhaolu was speechless. Looking at the fox and cat who were happy to cross the river and destroy the bridge behind them, she could only leave her home behind and set out into the world to find a Stardew Valley of her own. Unfortunately, her venture collapsed halfway through, and Zhaolu got lost in the mines. It wasn't until a kind soul showed up that Zhaolu could follow them to their base in the new world. Every day, shouts and crying rang out above the new base. Looking at the wide stretch of empty land left untilled, Zhaolu decided to raise the banner of rebellion on behalf of the kind soul who was being bullied. Zhaolu: I said, anyone who stops me from farming is getting planted in the ground. Fox Jie and Cat Wu: You just have itchy hands and want to farm, don't you? Zhaolu ignored them. With one swing of her hoe, she knocked the kind soul's original master flat, then declared herself dictator: From today on, this is my Star... no, Zhaolu Valley! * * * * Zhaolu Valley Development Project Discussion Room * * * * Cat Wu: I want crops that grow butter potatoes and Kikufuku! Zhaolu: A useless ornamental cat who eats for free doesn't get to choose the crops! Fox Jie: I want to create a world without monkeys! Zhaolu: Should I go back and ask Mama to get the Great Sage to have a word with you? "Kind soul": ...Thank you, Honkai Master, for saving everyone. But we still don't have enough blades. If we want to build a town, don't we need more permanent residents? Zhaolu pondered this. The next day, a wishing well was built. Fox Jie: ...Built? You mean you went back to Mama and asked her to use cheat codes, right? Cat Wu: Jie, you never learn. Zhaolu's definitely going to beat you up for that! Then, as the first ripe fruit was thrown in, a handsome man with black hair and red eyes was hurled out of the wishing well. Everyone: ? Uchiha Izuna: ...? ◆Check out another completed novel: ◇Touken Ranbu + Bungo Stray Dogs: It Was All the Accounting App's Fault ◆If you're interested, check out my upcoming novels in the author page. Kisses! Theme: I wish I could stay drunk forever and never wake up