New modern romantic comedy now serializing: “The Irresistible Him,” also known as “After One Night With an Ice-Cold Tycoon” and “One Night, One Taste: The Straight Guy You Can't Get Rid of Once You've Had Him.”
== Synopsis ==
Xiaomi is reborn as the legitimate daughter of a provincial graduate, but at three she can't speak, and at five she's a dazed little fool. The villagers look down on her, her relatives mock her, and everyone waits for her family to sell her off and use the bride price to find wives for her older brothers.
But the reality is this:
Provincial Graduate Dad: Mi Ya is the little cotton-padded jacket I've been hoping for for eight years. Even her foolishness is adorable.
Gentle Mom: Mi Ya is the apple of my eye. I wouldn't trade her for a fortune.
Clever Eldest Brother: I'll work hard to become the top scholar in the civil examinations. Let's see who dares mock my little sister. I'll have them exiled two thousand li away.
Blunt Second Brother: I'll work hard to become the top scholar in the military examinations. Let's see who dares bully my little sister. I'll beat them until they kneel and call me Mother.
So, it turns out she's a little fool showered with everyone's love.
But now the little fool isn't foolish anymore. She's clever and quick-witted, has a magical spring in her own pocket dimension, and enjoys the good fortune of a lucky carp. She helps her father become the top official in the government and benefit countless people, helps her eldest brother become the top scholar and marry a noble lady, and helps her second brother outsmart the enemy leader and become a young general.
Villagers: So she isn't a fool. She's a bringer of good fortune!
Relatives: Please let us cling to your coattails and help us rise, too!
Xiaomi's family: Too late!
In the blink of an eye, the little fool grows into a beautiful young woman. She makes delicious food and cosmetics, becomes rich beyond measure, and draws countless prominent men eager to propose. Even a young royal uncle from the imperial family joins the competition.
Xiaomi's family: Three obediences and four virtues are the bare minimum. A cute face is a plus. Knowing how to play the fool is a special skill. A man who marries into the woman's family is a true gentleman.
The prominent suitors: This is practically an insult to men!
The young royal uncle: I'm willing to be insulted.
Xiaomi: Are you silly?
The young royal uncle: A fool belongs with a fool. It's only right.
Xiaomi and her family: ...
== The completed historical romance, “I Raised a Tyrant Through My Magic Door,” is available to binge ==
Han Qingqing has a huge secret that no one knows about. It forces her to live alone and keeps her from daring to make friends.
At five, she opens her window and meets a little boy in ragged clothes, who steals the small piece of bread in her hand.
At ten, she opens her front door, and the boy who stole her bread has grown into a young man. He tosses her a string of pearls to pay for his meals.
At thirteen, she opens the bathroom door, and a handsome man in ancient clothes catches sight of her menstrual pad. He clears out her year's supply with a bag of gold coins.
The handsome man says, “You've started menstruating, so you can marry now. I'll marry you in three years.”
Han Qingqing shuts the door and takes a deep breath. “Marry your sister!”
She has no intention of going to that backward, feudal world full of useless men to become a baby-making machine.
Wei Sizhou, whose real name is Wei Donghuang, is an orphan born in a remote border town. He struggles to make a living on the streets and has a ruthless, domineering personality.
During a year of terrible famine, he meets the little angel of his life and learns that the world holds a softness and sweetness meant for him alone.
After joining the army and surviving numerous brushes with death, the little angel appears to heal his wounds, cook for him, and teach him strategy and statecraft. He travels across the entire northern frontier, finding precious jewels to pledge his love to her.
Later, the little angel says she won't marry anyone who isn't “tall, rich, and handsome.” He has no shortage of the latter two, but he lacks the “high” status.
One day, he finally agrees to the request of his comrades and advisers and decides to ascend the throne.
Everyone asks: Fourth Brother, what made you change your mind all of a sudden?
Wei Sizhou: Because I want to marry a wife.
Reading note: A sweet romance full of adorable affection, with a playful transmigration premise and occasional thrills and monster-fighting. The daily romance is shamelessly lovey-dovey.
Latest modern romantic comedy now serializing: “The Irresistible Him”
Three years of dating go down the drain, and sweet, well-behaved Feng Piaopiao changes overnight.
Alcohol gives a coward courage. Outside a private dining room, she grabs a muscular, handsome man and vents her frustration with life.
She thinks men and women can have their fun and say goodbye at dawn.
Who could have guessed that the handsome man would stand guard outside her office every day, tempting her with delicious food and turning every meal into a date?
Feng Piaopiao hints and outright says that they're not right for each other, but the handsome man keeps insisting they go out to eat.
She can't resist food, sensual pleasure, professional instinct, and sexual desire, and falls for him.
She completely unleashes the tiger within, switching things up and trying all sorts of tricks.
Only after successfully getting revenge on her ex, a womanizing scumbag, does Feng Piaopiao come to her senses and decide to reform.
Nie Yunchi, used and discarded, wears a dark expression. “You agreed to be my girlfriend.”
Feng Piaopiao tries to wriggle out of it. “I was talking nonsense because I was drunk. You can't take that seriously.”
A month after they split up...
Feng Piaopiao barges into a big shot's dinner party to get back a contract that was inexplicably rejected.
The moment she sees the client, she loses her nerve.
Nie Yunchi swirls his wineglass, his voice icy. “We know each other, but we're not close.”
From then on, Feng Piaopiao stands guard outside the big shot's office every day, starring in “A Cheating Woman Gets Her Comeuppance: The Daily Edition.”
At last, she receives a contract that clears her of blame.
Nie Yunchi: “It's in black and white. No taking it back!”
Theme: The people put food first, and a ruler puts virtue first.
Finished with flowers? Beautiful
Piggy is so cute, and watching Master interact with Piggy is so healing.
Hahaha, so cool!! Hurry up and get their faces swollen.
It looks good, and the military wife of the Xie family in the back is really eye-catching. The pair of the big monk and the little koi is also very interesting. The heroine has a very lovely character, the whole story is free of abuse, and she is really sweet to the end. It just feels like the princes have less scenes and their image is very prominent, but they seem to have nothing to do later on.
Hahaha, cool! He should be so cruel and cruel, and that person surnamed Chen should also apologize properly, otherwise we, Xiaomi, and Mi's mother will be really pitiful.
After reading this, I feel that the author's writing is very beautiful, so the flaws feel particularly glaring. Although it is a myth, we must respect history. In ancient times, unmarried women were called "little lady", or they added the word "mother" after their maiden name, and were called so-and-so mother. This word cannot be omitted! Xiaoniang is used to call a concubine or a prostitute. Just one word difference can mean a huge difference in status. Don't blame me for your humble opinion.
Are Siamese cats gray-blue??? Isn't that a British Shorthair? Siamese are famous for their coal-mining cats, which turn black when cold.
I remember the author said before that he didn't hate Liu Caixiu, but that he just had a bad life and was a ruthless character. What bullshit are you talking about. If your own life is not good, you can make all kinds of calculations and ignore other people's lives. Selfish and short-sighted.
I finally finished reading it. It's very enjoyable to read a book that doesn't require using your brain.
Eh! Chen Shu was beaten! This man is so mean! The beating was light! It should also be rolled twice in the septic tank.