My Emergency Rations Fought Back

Floyd was a vampire, but he couldn't drink human blood. One sip and he died.

Because he was too hungry, Floyd had no choice but to go into a deep sleep.

Nearly a thousand years later, Floyd woke up to find that he had become the last vampire in the world. He was still hungry, and suddenly felt that life as a vampire was pointless. He might as well end it himself.

He picked out a human and took a bite. It was the most delicious thing in the world. He could die without regrets.

Oh, he didn't die.

Then he took a few more bites.

One dark and windy night, the hungry Floyd snuck into Xiu Yu's room, convinced no one would notice. After eating his fill, he was just about to leave when...

Xiu Yu rolled over, pinned him down, and pulled out a pair of handcuffs to lock him up. He raised an eyebrow, his voice calm. "You ate without paying under the nose of an employee of the Monster Management Bureau. You broke the law, so your punishment will be even worse."

Floyd's eyes lit up. "So you're saying I can eat if I pay? Let me go, and I'll get my phone and transfer you the money. Is ten million enough?"

[Cool, powerful exorcist top who loves fluffy things x proud, noble vampire bottom who can turn into a cat]

[Content warnings]

1. There are a great many original settings, all based on the author's personal preferences, and some may not make logical sense.

2. The bottom is not a powerful vampire in the traditional sense. His strength is limited because he's hungry, so he may not meet the standard for a strong bottom. This is just a tiny, tiny, tiny sweet treat. If you decide to drop it, sweetie, you don't need to tell me. I don't accept writing advice~

P.S. Unless something unexpected happens, updates usually come around midnight. If there's no update, I probably fell asleep by accident. I usually find some way to make up for it the next day...

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Next up, I'll write this one, The Replacement Doesn't Measure Up. Please add it to your reading list~

Stingy CEO top VS gentle, tender beauty bottom

Down on his luck, Lin Yunqing found himself a part-time job as the neurotic CEO's substitute lover. They agreed there would be no physical contact.

He was both the CEO's emotional substitute and his live-in housekeeper. Every day, he diligently did the laundry, cooked, and made sure the CEO was fed, while also remembering to look after the CEO's mental health.

He was practically the model housekeeper and the role model for substitute lovers.

One salary, two jobs. What a rip-off.

What's more, the CEO had recently been getting more and more unreasonable, shameless, and pushy. Lin Yunqing felt his poor little heart couldn't take much more.

Finally, one day, the CEO's true love returned. Lin Yunqing felt it was about time to bow out, so he obediently handed the CEO his resignation.

The CEO was a little melancholy and went to complain to a friend.

His friend was dumbfounded. "You two are lovey-dovey and all over each other every day. How the hell is that being substitutes? Apart from not having a marriage certificate, how are you any different from newlyweds on their honeymoon?!"

The CEO corrected him solemnly. "We do have a marriage certificate."

[Important: There is no true love from the past, the top is not a scumbag, and the bottom is not a substitute. This is just a little sweet treat.]

Theme: Spreading happiness