The Mary Sue Game Is Falling Apart

As the heroine of the hugely popular dating sim The Great Love Test, Bai Xinxin has all the traits of a sweet, fragile girl: both her parents are dead, she's kind-hearted, and she looks delicate. She's fated to get tangled up with four outstanding men, testing the limits over and over at the edge of a relationship disaster.

The domineering CEO, the gentle movie star, the scheming childhood friend, and the romantic artist are all powerless against her love spell.

But as an awakened NPC who knows how the story ends, she can only weep bitter tears. She absolutely refuses to follow the plot!

What? The domineering CEO? No such thing. He's actually a controlling psychopath! The gentle movie star? No such thing. He's actually a "player" who thinks he's the center of the universe and is desperate for love! The scheming childhood friend? No such thing. He's actually a manipulative green tea bitch! The romantic artist? No such thing. He's just a pretty boy who scams women out of their money and lives off them!

Urgently seeking advice: How do I stop picking up boyfriends from the trash? How do I get the one-in-ten-thousand happening ending in this game? How do I avoid losing my job, getting an abortion, going bankrupt, jumping off a building...? Bai Xinxin pulls one outrageous stunt after another, dancing on the edge of disaster.

Watch a pure, sweet girl turn into a gorgeous queen of thorns.

Faced with four trash men, the pitiful, delicate girl is forced to pretend to be a queen of thorns, and starts firing off lines like a heartless player:

To the controlling CEO: Love you? Of course I love you. You're my favorite among everyone I've ever loved. What? Silly boy, I'm just sweet-talking you. I don't have you in my heart.

To the player movie star: Big brother, you're cheap and interchangeable. Even a dog is more loyal than you. There are plenty of big brothers out there. If this one doesn't work, we'll just switch.

To the scheming childhood friend: We're all players, so don't pretend to be some lovesick puppy. You want to hit on me? Fine, get on your knees first.

To the artist who lives off women: How can I keep you, my beloved sucker, without any cash?

CEO, movie star, childhood friend, artist: Emmmmmm... Woman, you've successfully piqued my interest...

Warning! Warning! The Mary Sue game is breaking down...

※ This is a choose-your-guy story, a choose-your-guy story. The men you want are nowhere to be found here!

Theme: Reject romance-brain, date rationally