Coming soon: The One-Yuan Boyfriend I Rented Is the Entertainment World's Hottest Star
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Story blurb: One day, high schooler Su Keke suddenly discovers that her school uniform has turned into a baggy men's tank top, her pleated skirt into a pair of huge Modal fabric boxers, and her little leather shoes into an oversized pair of flip-flops!
She's turned into a middle-aged man!
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She used to slather on face masks and body lotion. Now she's focused on how to prevent hair loss, turn her graying hair black, and improve her build so she can get burly!
As if that weren't enough, she discovers that her phone is linked to a Fatherly Love System, and she has five chubby sons!
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Her delinquent son, earbuds in, lifts his eyes without a care. "Dad, our homeroom teacher wants you to come to school."
Her celebrity son slips his hands into his pockets, his lips enticingly colored. "Dad, Old Wang next door wants you to go scrub his back at the bathhouse."
Her doctor son, his perfect figure wrapped in a white coat, rubs his brow. "Dad, lecturing street punks is one thing, but why did you tear your crotch?"
Her young general puts his hands behind his back and gives a dignified little shake of his head. "Dad, the hot pot of lamb you're eating is a sacred beast where I'm from!"
The cat alien in a light brown flight jacket has a pair of fluffy ears sprouting from its head, twitching in the air. It turns around and asks, "Dad, when are we finally taking over Earth?"
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Su Keke, now the father of five chubby boys, looks at the Fatherly Love app on her phone and swallows.
Wait, why can fatherly love points go negative? This is so hard!
Is there something wrong with their dad?
The delinquent son discovers that his dad has secretly logged into the online game he plays. He's picked a pink-haired little girl character holding a colorful lace parasol and wearing a little skirt with a canopy. She flings hearts to the left, sprays a rainbow to the right, and yells at him:
Daddy's going to beat the internet addiction out of you today!
The celebrity son has recently landed an endorsement for sanitary pads. His dad eagerly volunteers to coach his acting, jogs forward a couple of steps, then puts his little hands behind his back and casually rubs his own little bottom with the back of one hand. Pleased with his performance, he says:
Son, did you see that? What I just acted out was the genuine reaction of someone worried about a sanitary pad leaking!
The doctor son is playing with little patients at the hospital. His dad comes over and says he wants to join them. He stretches out a long elastic band, and the 200-pound man starts jumping nimbly, both big hands held up beside his face as he sings:
The magnolia blooms at twenty-one, two-eight-five-six, two-eight-five-seven, two-eight-nine-thirty-one!
The young general son goes to visit a resort. Among bunches of little red tomatoes and fragrant milk strawberries, his dad crouches in front of him and untangles his shoelaces, which are tied in a dead knot. As he ties them into bows, he gently sings:
Little friends, hold hands and come on inside. Link your arms together and walk along, happily side by side.
The cat alien son stands with his arms crossed, looking at the event plans. Suddenly, a breeze blows. His dad walks over in the warm spring sunshine, rubbing his little neck and stroking his little head as he purrs:
Daddy will change your litter!
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The five sons line up, their little arms crossed in unison, their heads tilted as they look at their dad.
No. There has to be something wrong!
So they stare and stare, until suddenly they realize
Their short, chubby dad, with barely a few hairs on his head, has turned into a beautiful girl in a mint-colored pleated skirt, with fair, luminous skin and smooth, flowing hair!
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Coming soon: Kiss Me Once and Your Luck Will Soar
After Ling Bao gets into a car accident, she enters a quick transmigration world and becomes a tool used by the heroine and her worshipful suitors to show off their affection.
To her surprise, she discovers that the heroine and her suitors correspond one-to-one with people in the real world!
After saving up enough life points, she is reborn and fights her way back into the entertainment industry!
She unexpectedly discovers that top-tier star Cheng Ye's lips are not only soft and fragrant,
but when she kisses him, eight big words appear before her eyes:
Kiss me once, and your luck will soar!
One kiss adds 1,899 luck points.
She livestreams a game and slaughters her way through the competition. Top players call her a pro!
One kiss adds 2,899 luck points.
While filming a variety show, she casually opens the sponsor's herbal tea and wins a hundred cases in a row,
making the sponsor overjoyed and turning her into their sole brand ambassador on a ten-digit contract!
One kiss adds 3,899 luck points.
During her birthday livestream, a world-famous animation studio announces that it wants her to voice the heroine!
The world's leading companies pay her a fortune to star in ads, which are plastered all over luxury stores worldwide!
Cheng Ye: "Kiss me once, and your luck goes up by 10,000 points. Want to give it a try?"
With his looks and her luck, Ling Bao is utterly smitten!
Just then,
A young idol tries to use Ling Bao as a sacrifice for a face-slapping stunt so he can announce his relationship with the scheming heroine.
Facing the media, Cheng Ye slides his sunglasses down and ponders:
"Hmm? Xu Shihe? Yin Yin Yueyue? Never heard of them!"
A delinquent street racer is ready to ram Ling Bao aside and sweep the frail heroine into his arms.
The whole city is in an uproar. Cheng Ye flicks dust in the delinquent's direction and sticks out his right leg:
"Hah! Where'd all this dust come from? Break out the air freshener, maximum dose!"
A new rich kid with a possessive streak plans to delete Ling Bao's scenes to curry favor with the heroine, who is supposedly "devoted to her career."
Cheng Ye makes an announcement on behalf of his company, showing off his capital:
"Well! The production crew is mine, the investment is mine, and the distribution cinemas are mine too!"
Cheng Ye is an NPC in the quick transmigration world, traveling through its different worlds in various identities until he meets the mission-taker Ling Bao.
In the xianxia world,
he is the refined and reserved Immortal Official Shilu. On the Milky Way Stone, his radiance flows, and only Ling Bao strokes his fluffy deer antlers:
"Immortal Official Shilu's deer form is gorgeous. I bet your human form is just as wonderful!"
In the wuxia world,
he is the secret son of the Demon Lord and the Immortal Lord, with black and red eyes and a bewitching charm. The world avoids him like filth, but Ling Bao is the only one who strokes his eyelids:
"Eyes of two different colors, a born anomaly. The Immortal-Demon Lord is the most unique person in the world!"
In the entertainment world,
he is a top-tier star famous for his triple clapbacks, with looks that can take on anything and a face that leaves the world stunned. Only Ling Bao, drunk, corners him against a wall and strokes his lips:
"Red lips and pearly teeth. Has anyone ever told you how sweet and kissable you are?"
Cheng Ye blinks, then posts on the Myriad Lives quick transmigration System:
(Online, waiting) My wife is too seductive and I'm going crazy for her. What should I do?
The Myriad Lives NPC, with billions of opportunities at his disposal, kneels as it sends Cheng Ye to the real world and asks, "What golden finger would you like?"
Remembering Ling Bao's words as she touched his lips, "Red lips and pearly teeth. Has anyone ever told you how sweet and kissable you are?" he brushes his jade-green fingers over his lips.
He says:
Kiss me once, and your luck will soar!
Theme: Transmigrate
I just watched the ending and forget it if I can't understand it. I can't even figure out who the male protagonist is. Is this a story without CP? But the category is romance
The one who brought the wrong headphones... Is not the one who rescues the doctor... But the one who has the cat.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Wow, even though everyone is nice, I still like Arlo the most.
Dad, you are finally back
Dad, you are finally back. I almost forgot what I was talking about before. The ending is so hasty.
When will it be updated?!!!!!!!! 7
Is it banana milk or strawberry milk?!
It's good that the heroine's first kiss is still there. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Don't stop here, I hate it