Help, I've Been Married to My Wife for Three Months

[A dual-POV ABO forum-style sweet treat. An estimated 90% or more of the story is told through forum posts. Don’t read if that’s not your thing.] This story will be going VIP on September 27, with a 10,000-word update dropping then~ [Help! I’ve been married to my wife for three months. I know he doesn’t like me, but I still want to cheer him up. What can I do?] OP: We’re a traditional alpha-omega couple. His father was my mentor, and he grew up in a very privileged family. My mentor passed away not long ago, and he’s been in a terrible mood ever since, always looking so down. His health isn’t good, and being this upset is bad for him. Is there anything I can do to cheer him up? … 1L: From that description, OP, you’re not some phoenix man, are you? 2L: I’m dying. Is this one of those classic stories where a phoenix man marries up to a rich beauty? 3L: What the hell? You can marry someone who doesn’t even like you? [Help! Since we got married, my husband won’t let me do anything, but he works so hard every day. I really want to help him.] OP: Sorry, I’m not very good at using this forum. I hope you’ll forgive me if I say something I shouldn’t. This is my first marriage, and I’ve never dated anyone before. Can someone tell me what I should do? He won’t let me cook or do housework. He’s afraid I’ll get hurt no matter what I do, but his job is already so demanding. I want him to be able to relax at home, at least. 1L: Where did this helpless little wife come from? Get lost. 2L: I’m dying. What year is it, and people still don’t know how to use a forum? OP, did you crawl out of some sterile pod? 3L: You and that phoenix man from the other thread sound like a perfect match. - xxL: Wait, what? You two are actually a couple? xxL: Oh my god, how are you Commander Yan and our Xiao Song?! XXL: I’m going to die. I called my direct supervisor a phoenix man and his wife a helpless little wife. I’m leaving this world now, at peace. - [How to Enjoy This Story] 1. A story about a cool on the outside, warm on the inside, promising young commander x a beautiful, frail, gentle person who can overcome anything with sincerity. There’s a nine-year age gap: gong is 29, shou is 20. They’re already married and secretly in love with each other. The whole story is a brainless sweet treat. Don’t yell at me! I’ve brought back the retro forum-post format, so cut me some slack, okay? QAQ 2. Commenting on individual chapters is open with no restrictions. Come join the fun~ P.S. This upcoming story is based on one I locked two or three years ago. JJ doesn’t allow us to delete upcoming stories, and seeing a whole row of locked stories in the backend bothered me, so I turned one into a short forum-post story. If that bothers you, feel free to remove it from your favorites. I’m very sorry. (Bows deeply in apology.) My next upcoming forum-style story↓↓↓ “Help! How Do I Raise a Dragon Properly?” [Help] How do I become a proper dragon steed? OP: Sob, I’ve got a dragon-fruit pearl boba milk tea on my head. Senior riders, please help me! I’ve read every advice thread on the forum! But it all goes over my head, and none of it seems to apply to my situation… Let me explain. I think this is my second rebirth. When I opened my eyes after this one, I realized I seemed to be missing something. The elder says I may have suffered a serious injury during my last rebirth, and it affected my body this time. But the elder in charge of the memory vault won’t let me look at my old memories. According to the dragon rules, unless I don’t plan to be a dragon steed anymore, all those memories have to stay sealed in the vault. There’s no way they’ll let me see them. But I really love being a dragon steed. Who gets it? Humans are so small and cute! I’m so happy, so happy, that I can be a dragon steed and stay by someone’s side! Because my missing parts might affect my ability to fly, I’d already prepared myself for no dragon rider to choose me. But I never expected to be chosen after all! He picked me at first sight! And my rider is incredibly powerful! I can’t reveal too much, but I have to say it! He’s! Super! Strong! And! Handsome! So here’s my question. How do I become a proper dragon steed? How can I learn to fly again? 1L: Rebirth doesn’t erase all your memories. You remember the basic skills, right? How could you forget something as innate as flying? 2L: Huh? How do you fly? Find a high place, jump off, flap your wings, and you’re flying! 3L: Everyone, don’t bother reading this. I suspect OP’s just bragging about his rider. These posts pop up on the forum every so often. I’m sick of them. 4L: Remember to choose the [Showing Off] category for your rider-bragging post. I’ve moved yours there for you. OP: No! I’m genuinely asking for help! [Help] How do I take good care of a newly hatched dragon? OP: As the title says, it’s my bonded dragon. I’m a dragon rider, but I’ve never raised a baby dragon. This is my first time looking after one that’s just come out of its shell, so tiny and wrinkly. How should I feed it? Should I teach it how to walk and fly? It seems to really like me. Maybe it’s too cold, because it’s been shivering ever since it hatched. But it’s pressed right up against me, snuggling into my arms. I never knew a baby dragon’s skin would feel so amazing. What should I do now? Give it goat’s milk? No, wait… Dragons aren’t mammals, are they… I’m completely at a loss. Can anyone tell me what to do? 1L: Huh? What? There are dragon riders who’ve never raised a baby dragon? 2L: As far as I know, only the first generation of dragon riders hasn’t raised one. The original bonded dragons were all adults. OP, are you a first-generation rider? 3L: Wow, how old would the first generation have to be? Can someone that old still use a magic stone to chat on the forum? Don’t they have ringing ears, blurry vision, and a hunched back? 4L: A few of the first generation were elves. Everyone knows elves live a long time and don’t age. It feels like their dragon steeds live a long time, too. Most dragon steeds only live seventy or eighty years, but the first-generation dragons are already a hundred and still cutely bouncing around. 5L: Huh? Who describes these giant beasts as cute? Wouldn’t the ground shake when they bounced around?! 6L: OP, take a look at these: [Click to follow link… [A Guide to Raising Hakki Dragons] [The First Thing to Do After Getting a Dragon Egg] [When Your New Dragon Comes Home]] … [How to Enjoy This Story] 1. In this setting, dragons can talk and are highly intelligent, but they keep it secret, so humans don’t know. Dragon riders treat dragons like giant pets, while dragons think humans are tiny, soft, and weak, and treat their riders like little pets too. That’s why the story is told through dual-POV forum posts. See the main story for the full setting! The couple is an elf rider gong x an invincible dragon! The human is a first-generation dragon rider, and the dragon is a first-generation dragon. They’re both incredibly powerful, but for plot reasons the dragon has gone through rebirth again, turning into an egg and hatching, so for now it has no memories from before. The human’s dragon has always been him, and the dragon’s rider has always been this same person. 2. A pure, sweet forum-style story, cute and completely brainless. A huge, huge part of it is told through forum posts, so don’t read if that’s not your thing. Don’t yell at me! I’ve brought back the retro forum-post format, so cut me some slack, okay? QAQ Core theme: Don’t believe everything you hear.