1. After transmigrating into a dogblood novel as the villain with the same name, former pole-dancing prince Ling Ran thinks the world is wonderful.
The original plot is too frustrating? No problem. He won't follow it. After all, Niu Gulu Ling Ran now has money, power, and good looks.
But the original owner lived too carelessly. As a top-tier little bottom, Ling Ran thinks it's going to take a lot of work to restore his former fabulous image.
Skincare products? Buy!
The latest designer fashions? Buy!
A pole signed by a pole-dancing legend? Buy!
And so, rumors gradually spread inside the Ling Group: The CEO has a little slut in his office who loves dancing on a pole with a face mask on.
He enjoys a comfortable life for quite some time, until he discovers there's a baby in his belly.
Ling Ran: ...Screw this wonderful world!
2. Recently, a bombshell has spread through the upper social circles of M City.
Word is, Luo Chenzhuo, the head of the famous leading company in M City, the Luo Empire, has gotten married.
And his partner seems to be a small-time boss who has neglected his proper work to break into showbiz.
Rumors run wild, and the rich wives and socialites of the capital are all in tears. I don't believe it! Luo Chenzhuo is so aloof, cold, handsome, and rich. That little slut must have seduced him! There must be some other reason! If you have the guts, make it public!
Ling Ran: Don't worry. I'll divorce you as soon as I give birth. I definitely won't hold you back.
Luo Chenzhuo: Okay.
The next day, Weibo crashes as a big shot registers an account. Ten minutes later, netizens see the big shot's first post: Hello, I'm Luo Chenzhuo, CEO of the Luo Group. I entered into a marriage with @Pole-Dancing Prince Ling Xiaoran on X day of X month, 20XX. I love my partner very much.
Top comment: Fake! Trash! It's obviously a marriage of convenience! Stop pretending to be lovey-dovey for attention!
A few minutes later, @Luo Group Legal Department issues a statement: In light of the defamatory remarks made by @The_Troll_Himself, which have damaged the reputations of Mr. Luo and Mr. Ling, we have filed a lawsuit against them.
The onlookers: "..."
Ling Ran: "..."
[A gorgeous little gay with a body as beautiful as a flower and a cold, abstinent CEO who's all talk and secretly softhearted]
Key points: Childbirth, marriage before love, a little showbiz, true love warning, somewhat goofy
Theme: Goofy comedy
