[The King's Avatar] My Girlfriend Thinks About My Account Card Every Day

Q: What do you do if you kiss your teammate while your relationship is still secret, and another teammate happens to walk by?

Jiang Wan: Hold your boyfriend's head down when he tries to lift it, and keep kissing him.

Q: Can that answer guarantee your teammate won't find out?

Jiang Wan: No, because you'll see another teammate walking by behind you.

Huang Shao in front, Zheng Xuan behind.

Caption: Jiang Wan sure has it rough.

"Huang Shao! This is bad! Xiao Wan is downstairs kissing someone!"

Huang Shaotian: "???? What did you say, Xiao Wan's dating someone?? Who is it! This Sword Saint's going to kill him! Let's settle it in the arena!"

Zheng Xuan: "It's Zhou... Zhou..."

[Professional Alliance Players Chat Group]

Troublesome Rain: @Gentleman @Gentleman @Gentleman @Gentleman Zhou Yebai, get out here, get out here, get out here! One-on-one in the arena! This Sword Saint's going to beat you to a pulp today!!!

Gentleman: What happened? I didn't do anything...

Troublesome Rain: Trash, trash, trash! You still won't admit it! Zheng Xuan saw you kissing Xiao Wan downstairs! Get your butt over to the arena for a one-on-one! How dare you steal a girl from Blue Rain? Want to see what it's like when cold rain beats against your face in wild sheets!!!

One Autumn Leaf: I didn't know you were like this, Zhou Yebai.

Dancing Rain: I didn't know you were like this, Zhou Yebai.

Boundless Sea: I didn't know you were like this, Zhou Yebai.

Endless Wave: I didn't know you were like this, Zhou Yebai.

Gentleman: I didn't! I didn't! You're making things up! I've barely even talked to your Blue Rain sharpshooter girl!

Cloud Piercer: It wasn't him.

Cloud Piercer: It was me.

Troublesome Rain: @Spring River Blossoms @Spring River Blossoms @Spring River Blossoms ??? Xiao Wan, Xiao Wan, Xiao Wan! Didn't you say you only liked Zhou Zekai's character card, not the man himself!!!! You've changed, you've changed, you've changed!

Spring River Blossoms: Ahem, well, women are fickle, you know.

*The author has made up a mountain of headcanons. Logic is dead. OOC warning, canon purists beware.

*Few battle scenes, mostly romance, hahaha.

*Updates irregularly.

Theme: A sweet little treat.