A Good Dog Doesn't Bark

My Master Believes in Fanfiction is currently updating. Click the author's column to read it. Rumor has it that Yang Xuelan of Qijian Manor is vicious and deranged, and can stop children from crying at night. Several important figures who have died recently in the martial world all had connections to him. He must have been the one who killed them. Hearing this, Yang Xuelan gives a scornful laugh and tells the rumor-monger, "Red dragon. Thirteen orphans. I've won." "Didn't you hear what I said? They're slandering you." Yang Xuelan spreads his hands and asks for his money. "Don't change the subject. Pay up. One thousand taels, not a single coin less." When Yang Xuelan was six, he found Xie Shaoan. Later, Xie Shaoan grew into the most reliable blade in his master's hand, and became his bedmate. Xie Shaoan considers his greatest virtue to be knowing when to keep his mouth shut. There is only one thing he has to firmly refuse, over and over again: "Young Manor Lord, please conduct yourself with dignity." Also known as: A Joyful Romp Through the Martial World How to Win the Heart of an Peerless Cold-Hearted Swordsman The Stories About Me Are All Unrealistic [Cold-hearted, scheming, and long-suffering top] x [Devoted, vicious, and deranged bottom] My Master Believes in Fanfiction Shen Qingyun's talent is merely average, nowhere near that of his extraordinarily gifted senior brothers and sisters, so his master treats him coldly. The only thing he has over his fellow disciples is his peerless beauty. Hailed as the cultivation world's number one beauty, he is widely admired. Then one day, his master Ye Han, who is usually nowhere to be found, suddenly appears before him and personally begins teaching him. With his master's help, Shen Qingyun gradually begins to shine as brightly as his senior brothers and sisters. Before long, he is his master's equal. On the eve of his ascension, Ye Han says, "I've known all along that you like me. You don't need to pretend." Shen Qingyun stares at him, bewildered. "This disciple is devoted to cultivation and has no romantic feelings whatsoever." * Ye Han has always looked down on Shen Qingyun, a disciple with nothing but good looks and no talent. For three years after taking him as a disciple, he never saw him. Until one day, a piece of fanfiction titled Springtime on the Mountain suddenly appears in his hands. In the story, Shen Qingyun loves him to the point of obsession. Unable to win his love, he eventually falls into the demonic path because of Ye Han's coldness. Ye Han: !!! I absolutely cannot let my disciple fall into the demonic path. So Ye Han starts showing concern for Shen Qingyun and personally teaches him cultivation techniques. At the end of each lesson, he always says, "I cultivate the Path of Ruthlessness." Don't get any foolish ideas. But Shen Qingyun's perseverance, diligence, and refusal to give up, combined with his utterly bewitching looks, make Ye Han fall for him all the same. When the time is right, Ye Han tests the waters. "You can tell me now. Who do you like?" Shen Qingyun stares at him, bewildered. "This disciple is devoted to cultivation and has no romantic feelings whatsoever." Ye Han: ... Didn't he love me desperately in Springtime on the Mountain? Ye Han gets straight to the point. "You don't need to pretend. I've known all along that you like me." Shen Qingyun drops to his knees with a thud. "This disciple would never dare presume to have even the slightest feelings for you, Master." Ye Han: ... Fanfiction has ruined me! A groveling-to-win-back-his-lover story. The bottom pursues the top from beginning to end. [An outwardly sunny, cheerful, inwardly brooding and self-effacing peerless beauty top] x [A cold and aloof, proud and arrogant former immortal revered one turned demon lord bottom, who is quick to scold and humiliate] Theme: When a married couple stands together, their strength is invincible.