Ji Ranxi transmigrated into a novel about an irresistible heartthrob, as a minor merman destined to be cannon fodder. He had huge, teary purple eyes and cried at the drop of a hat. After the heartthrob rejected him, he cried day and night until he wept himself to death.
To avoid getting involved with a man, Ji Ranxi hid in the imperial palace and became the villainous emperor's precious lifesaver.
Without a merman's song, the emperor would go mad from a demon's curse and be killed by the protagonists.
Ranxi ate and drank well in the palace, lived a leisurely life, and even befriended the powerful men who had also fallen for the heartthrob in the original novel, building a deep brotherly (♂) bond with them.
Suddenly, the young emperor fell ill. Word was, he had a terminal disease that made his heart ache unless he married the little merman.
The little merman, who had sworn that anyone who got involved with a man was a puppy, was at a loss.
Just then, the irresistible heartthrob finally appeared.
The handsome, refined man pinned the little merman against the wall and said, "After he dies, run away with me. I can let you be the one on top and enjoy the pleasures of being a man."
Ranxi: "?"
☆ A silly little merman who cares most about looks x a villainous young emperor who takes the lead
☆ The difference in human and merman lifespans will be addressed in the story
☆ A goofy daily-life story
☆ Author's Weibo: @Qu Liuyi
Coming next: "Why Is My Ex Looking for Me After He Ascended the Throne?"
The first thing Pei Zonghuai did after ascending the throne was dig up a grave.
His former wife, Madam Yin, had despised him for being poor. Three years after they married, she ran off with her lover and all their property, only to be killed by bandits on the road. Everyone said she got what she deserved.
Pei Zonghuai endured hardship and bided his time until he could lead a rebellion. He personally went to his former wife's grave, intending to grind her bones to dust.
But the grave was empty.
Only the Yin family knew that the person who married Pei Zonghuai was not Yin Feng, the legitimate daughter who had been betrothed to him as a child, but Yin Feng, a concubine-born son who looked just like her.
Yin Feng had taken his sister's place in the marriage, then faked his death and escaped according to plan.
Pei Zonghuai ascended the throne and vowed to wipe out the Yin family down to the ninth degree of kinship.
The Yin family hurriedly revealed the secret that Yin Feng was still alive.
Wanted notices for Yin Feng were posted all across the land.
Pei Zonghuai decided to catch him and demand an explanation!
Even if he was a man, Pei Zonghuai still wanted answers.
He just wanted to ask a few questions, nothing else~
After fleeing, Yin Feng found a job drawing portraits of fugitives. Before he transmigrated, he had graduated from the Central Academy of Fine Arts with a master's degree, and he quickly made a name for himself.
One day, impressed by his skill, someone invited him to the capital to draw a portrait of a fugitive.
The emperor described the fugitive with deep resentment.
"He has beautiful eyes, pale irises, a high nose bridge, and a mole on the tip of his nose."
"Yes, just like the mole on the tip of your nose."
Yin Feng: "- -!"
You can also check out these goofy older stories:
"The Wealthy Tycoon's Pregnant Male Cannon Fodder Wife (Entertainment Circle)"
"After My Nemesis Was Hit by a Love Gu, He Forced Me to Take Responsibility"
"The Abandoned Crown Prince Gets Doted on and Ends Up Pregnant"
"The Dragon Marshal's Little Merman Ancestor"
Theme: No one is just a supporting character. Work hard, and you can live a brilliant life of your own!
After raising pigs for more than ten years, I finally got cabbage, hahahahaha
Are you good at orthopedics? I thought wrong all of a sudden (fluttering sleeves) An inscrutable look)
🤩 Is there no extra chapter for such a great book?
Ah ah ah, Xichang barbecue, I've just tried it
Besides Yuanyuan and the prince, who else has a son? I forgot
King Cheng drugged and raped the protagonist Shou. The truth couldn't be that he was drugged and raped by the protagonist Shou, right?
He even thoughtfully placed a full stop between the chicken and the bar
This ridiculous writing style, casual plot, Mary Sue's appearance, and rough guy's heart
The harder you work, the luckier you get, right?
Finish this book quickly, will you start the next one? One vigorous effort and then another failure, three times it will be exhausted