After We Broke Up, I Became a Star

[A ridiculously funny actress with lucky koi fortune, whose humor hits the public's funny bone] [A man who sets himself up for a fall every day, gets proven wrong every day, and takes his arrogant act to the extreme] Shang Mengmeng pursued Yan Huai with a grand, sweeping romance. They were together for three years, and during that time she became the person he wanted her to be. Yan Huai also thought their relationship was stable and perfectly normal. Just as he was preparing to marry Shang Mengmeng, she decided he was like a thousand-year-old glacier that could never be warmed, and gave up on him. Yan Huai: "Think carefully. Leave me, and you'll get nothing." The woman who had been gentle and obedient for three years was now resolute. "We're done!" Yan Huai watched Shang Mengmeng leave with only a small suitcase, not taking a single thing he'd given her. Confident that hardship would teach her a lesson, he waited for her to come crying back and beg him to take her back! Instead, Shang Mengmeng was like a bird escaping its cage: she never returned, and soared higher and higher. The first variety show she joined turned a second-tier actor who could never gain popularity into the nation's dream husband. Her first leading role featured an on-screen first kiss with the dream man of nine hundred million girls, filmed from eight different angles, and dominated the trending searches. Then the "billion-yuan box office king" personally brought her a script... One week after the breakup, Yan Huai: Women can be pampered, but you can't spoil them. When she shows you her sharp little claws, you have to clip them. One month after the breakup, Yan Huai: He could survive without women. Three months after the breakup, Yan Huai: He must have been out of his mind, letting a woman manipulate him like this. Watching the delicate flower she'd once been turn into a proud wild rose covered in thorns, with handsome young stars and top-tier idols circling her one after another, Yan Huai stood soaked through, eyes bloodshot, clinging tightly to her and refusing to let go. "Mengmeng, will you take me back?" "Are you ordering me around?" "No, I'm begging you!" In a nutshell: A ridiculously rich man who badly needed a lesson finally sees the light, teaches himself to become a devoted simp, and repents. /Sweet and satisfying, with angst for the male lead only. He regrets it so much that every organ in his body aches with remorse every day /A groveling ex's redemption arc x all kinds of extreme love-rival showdowns The blurb was screenshotted on February 1, 2020, and polished on April 5. ***** New novel launching on September 22: "Arranged Marriage." Please follow in advance ***** Fang Yuanyuan is beautiful, has a sweet voice, and graduated from a 211 university with a stable public-sector job. For nearly half a year, she's been harassed and pestered by one of Haicheng's Four Young Masters, a rich third-generation heir. Just as she can barely take it anymore, the parents of the childhood betrothed her family chose for her suddenly show up. This arranged marriage is a good deal for her. First, their son isn't stupid or disabled. Though he dropped out of university to play games, he really made a name for himself and has won countless honors during his years as a professional. Second, her in-laws are so rich they could buy the family of the rich third-generation heir, and, most importantly, they're exceptionally kind to her. Their most common refrain is, "That little rascal of ours must have done several lifetimes' worth of good deeds to marry you." Third, her arranged husband bought a club and travels all over the world. He hasn't shown his face once in the three months since they got married. Living alone in a mansion worth hundreds of millions, Fang Yuanyuan sighs: You can't fight fate. Lying flat is the truth. Later, she discovers that an irresistible force has disrupted her grand plan to lie flat. Her arranged husband has a strong back and plenty of stamina, and comes up with countless reasons every day to keep her overnight in the club dormitory, in a six-foot bed. As a slacker working three shifts a day and night, she admits she's a little tired. When Cheng Kan first heard he had a childhood betrothed, he thought it was absurd and ridiculous. The Qing Dynasty had been gone for ages, so why were people still arranging marriages? He didn't care what she looked like. Even if she were a fairy descended from heaven, he wouldn't want her! Otherwise, he'd be a turtle crawling on the ground. It didn't take long for Cheng Kan to discover how much it hurt to eat his own words. * When Cheng Kan got home, he found that his billion-yuan mansion, once filled with sleek black, white, and gray tech, had been taken over by all kinds of cute, girly knickknacks. He walked into the bedroom and saw his arranged-marriage wife, her hair styled in Nezha buns, sitting leisurely among twenty or thirty stuffed toys and eating ice cream. She saw him and smiled. "Want some?" Cheng Kan, who absolutely forbade people from eating in bed, walked over and bent down to kiss her. "I do." Theme: I became famous after we broke up