Reborn: Get Lost, You Dog-Headed Guy

The novice cultivator Hua Luo envied the other senior sisters for having spirit pets, so she picked up an ugly little black dog.

Just as everyone was laughing at her for taking in a stray, the black dog transformed into a handsome young man.

The only thing this young man did every day was dote on her! Dote on her! Dote on her!

Hua Luo thought she had hit the jackpot, but she never expected the young man to be the Demon Lord, who had approached her only to seize her soul and save the woman he cherished, his moonlight.

Perhaps Heaven took pity on her and let her get a life for free. After being reborn, Hua Luo certainly wasn't going to let that pair of "dogs" off the hook. She would rather cultivate the demonic path than give up her revenge!

The long road to revenge: "Doghead," just you wait!

A silly little skit:

Before Hua Luo turned evil:

Yue Mu acted cute and pitiful. "Hua Luo, I'm hungry!"

Hua Luo brought over a huge bowl of chicken soup.

Hua Luo: "If you're hungry, eat more!"

The people of the Demon Sect: Who is this? Is that our boss?

After Hua Luo turned evil:

Yue Mu acted cute and pitiful. "Hua Luo, I'm hungry!"

Hua Luo raised a huge blade and shot him a domineering look.

Hua Luo: "I hear you're hungry?"

Yue Mu: "No, no! I was asking if you're hungry! What do you want to eat?"

The Demon Lord hurried off to wash the vegetables.

The people of the Demon Sect: There's no future in the Demon Sect. The Demon Lord is henpecked. Let's get out of here!

My historical romance novels "After I Was Reborn, the Imperial Palace Became My Training Ground" and "Why Is Everyone Coveting My Wife?" are complete. Feel free to check them out if you're interested~

Here's the blurb for "After I Was Reborn, the Imperial Palace Became My Training Ground":

In her previous life, Leng Qilu had survived the battlefield and escaped the martial world's feuds and flashing blades, but she couldn't escape the palace's scheming and infighting.

Poor thing, she had given her love to the wrong person. For the man she loved, she abandoned her family, gave up her hard-won martial skills, and cut off every way back.

She had a home she couldn't return to, and she couldn't fight back. But if she didn't bully anyone, did that mean no one would bully her?

You can dodge an open spear, but not a hidden arrow. In the end, she was tormented to death by the women in his harem.

Who would have guessed that when she opened her eyes, she would be reborn?

After being reborn, she turned the tables against the odds. It was as if she'd been blessed with two lifetimes' worth of good luck, and one person after another fell for her charm.

Scumbag Fu: Wow, you're so fiery. I like women like you.

Chen the Blockhead: You're so different. I've never met a woman like you.

Shen the Fifth: Ah, now I get it~

Scumbag Shen: All of you, get lost! Don't get in the way of my groveling pursuit of my wife!

Leng Qilu fretted: What am I supposed to do with all this charm? I'd better focus on my career. I'll raise a devoted young emperor, then use his help to make everyone pay for what I suffered in my previous life.

Everyone: Let me be the devoted young emperor!!!

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And finally, the blurb for my upcoming girls' love novel, "The Simp Will Eventually Belong to the Goddess":

After failing her high school entrance exams, Yi Shuwen felt as though her life had gone dark. Just as she was thinking of ending her hopeless life, she was captivated by a recruitment video for an arts vocational school.

How could anyone dance that well? Wasn't she dancing with her very life? Otherwise, why did it have so much feel, as if the dance were part of her soul?

Yi Shuwen checked her score. She made it! And so Little Yi, the fan, officially began her life as a simp...

Little skit:

Yi Shuwen: Goddess, how can you be so beautiful? Are you a fairy who descended from Heaven to undergo a trial?

Goddess: You're exaggerating. I'm only kind of pretty. (Inside, she's over the moon. Hahaha, my wife complimented me!)

Yi Shuwen: Goddess, you have such a great figure. How do you maintain it? I'm so jealous of your abs!

Goddess: Want to try feeling my abs?

Yi Shuwen, eyes sparkling: Yes!

Huh? How did this turn into the goddess rubbing my little tummy?

A modern girls' love story set in a fictional world, with some school-life scenes early on and mostly showbiz and urban-life elements later.

A one-on-one, mutually doting, silly, sweet romance. Please enjoy lots of sweetness.

Theme: Don't take advantage of kind people, and don't do evil.