[World setting: A small country with a huge wealth gap and constant wars. To ensure they can protect themselves during wartime, all Omegas must serve in the military at the appropriate age. The intense training causes many Omegas to develop pheromone disorders.]
Pei Shui is a traditional Chinese medicine PhD who completed nine years of continuous study. He accidentally transmigrates into a sweet ABO romance novel. The original character is a bankrupt cannon-fodder character, existing only to enable the leads' brainless romance. The male lead only has eyes for his white moonlight, and even gags when he smells the original character's pheromones.
Pei Shui (raising a flag): I don't want a sweet romance. I just want to make money!
Anti-Romance Scheming System: Falling in love will cost you money! You'll lose money, get robbed, and get swindled!
He puts his expertise to use, developing gland-repair membranes to sell to Omegas who need them. He can also tailor pheromones to each individual's needs, with a compatibility rate as high as 95%.
From then on, Pei Shui counts money until his hands cramp.
A little skit
Pei Shui: Floral pheromones: make Alphas fall head over heels for you!
Pei Shui: Custom pheromones: find love for the second time!
Pei Shui: Improve your marital compatibility: when you're happy, everyone's happy!
One day, a concentration-camp instructor is handed a flyer: Still embarrassed by your smelly pheromones? Here's your chance! Waterside Retreat's New Year Sale! A pheromone-tweaking package for just 5,998! No more worries now, no worries ever! Your beauty is in my hands!
Instructor Lin, who smells like cilantro, is tempted and sneaks over that very night.
Pei Shui: Sir, are you looking for a touch-up or a complete makeover? Permanent or semi-permanent? What kind are you after? After-Rain Morning or Super Cedar?
Instructor Lin: You?!
Pei Shui: ??? No discounts for acquaintances either~ Just 5,998, a bargain~
Instructor Lin (on the phone): Hello, 110? Someone here is operating an illegal business. Come arrest him.
Pei Shui: !!!
Later
Pei Shui: I've realized Instructor Lin's pheromones are my favorite.
System: Ding-dong! We've detected that you've made slight contact with the romance route. 1,000 yuan has been forcibly deducted and cannot be recovered.
Pei Shui: Instructor Lin's pheromones are so intoxicating I could eat two bowls of Lanzhou noodles!
System: Ding-dong! We've detected that you've triggered a positive opinion of Instructor Lin. You lost the 10,000-yuan bet from ten seconds ago.
Pei Shui: Aaaaaaah, my money!
Lin Xilu: A bet's a bet. If you can't pay, you'll have to pay with yourself.
Pei Shui: You can have me, but not my money TAT
After joining the Anti-Romance Alliance, he loses both his money and his man, and goes down in flames. A numbing-pepper-scented Omega × a smug, cilantro-scented peacock who somehow makes a fortune, gets a sweet little Omega on top, and reaches the peak of life
Reading guide
#The blurb is the little skit
#There is pregnancy and a System, but not much
#Pheromones are dark cuisine
#The Alpha seme smells like cilantro. Avoid if that's a dealbreaker
#The Omega uke smells like numbing pepper at first, then sweet pepper later
New recommendation!
Blurb
At sixteen, the spoiled and domineering little Orlando loses Leon once. At twenty-one, he learns to behave and becomes Leon's most obedient puppy.
At twenty-six, print model Li Feihe becomes a top-tier star overnight thanks to an oil portrait of him that goes viral. In an interview, a reporter asks what type he dislikes most. He says, "I hate artists most. They're all crazy."
Later, the first tag he posts on Weibo reads: Hello, everyone. I'm Leon, and this is my crazy dog @Orlando [A sneaky photo of someone's hand holding a paintbrush.jpg]
In an instant, Orlando's profile gets over 99.99 million views. His bio reads: Italian artist and sculptor specializing in human performance art. Representative work: Saving Jesus. His latest tag appears right after it
The model for Jesus, my savior @Li Feihe [An intimate photo from five years ago.jpg]
Then Weibo crashes for a whole day.
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He really loves you. A dog's nature never changes./
He really loves you, so he can keep shamelessly chasing you forever./
Floating Life
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[Reading guide]
Orlando is spoiled and willful at first.
Li Feihe is very poor at first, and has three younger sisters to support.
Younger seme, five-year age gap.
The uke has a female suitor. Avoid if that's a dealbreaker.
The seme has bipolar disorder.
Tone: Rekindled love / healing / slow burn / artsy angst / everyday life / sweet!
Theme: Work hard, make money every day, and reach the peak of life.
I still can't understand how to give up my parents, friends and the original world because of my lover...
Woohoo, yes, yes, that's it, that's the real thing
Hey, it feels like it suddenly becomes unreal after forgetting the past
Ephedra is extremely painful, but Mahua often appears in my traditional Chinese medicine. . .
Xixi and Tonton, so cute
Is it true that we can only eat vegetarian food in the wild?!!
Really, I thought this was just an ordinary story about the love between a son and a daughter... Wow, oh, oh, I burst into tears.
To be honest, when I clicked on the first chapter, I didn't expect it to be so complicated.
"Don't ask, just don't ask." This is a big bug for the author~
It's an anticlimax, the attack goal has not been achieved (national reunification, currently the South cannot defeat the North, compromise for the common people, the core conflict has not been resolved), the accepted goal has not been achieved (make money and become the richest man), but it still started well, which means before the plot of the South begins.