[I'm truly sorry. This book hasn't turned out the way I hoped, so updates will be irregular. Read at your own risk.]
On the tenth year after Nan Tang transmigrated, she impersonated the seductive sect master of the Hehuan Sect to stay alive.
When it was her turn to teach, the new disciples asked the sect master to demonstrate in person how to win over a cold and aloof male cultivator as quickly as possible.
Nan Tang: "...Are you trying to make me do the impossible?"
To secure her position as sect master of the Hehuan Sect, Nan Tang secretly went to a male courtesan house and bought a man with a cool, upright appearance. After agreeing on their story and getting his consent, she pretended to bring home a cold and aloof man, then put on a show in front of her disciples about "winning over a cold and aloof male cultivator."
To make the performance convincing, Nan Tang did everything she should and shouldn't have done. Afterward, she gave the man all kinds of magical treasures and spirit stones, then sent him on his way.
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Later, on the battlefield between the righteous and demonic factions, she saw that the male courtesan she'd bought for the act was being respectfully addressed as "Lord Emperor" by all the great demon kings.
They said he was the Demon Realm's Lord Emperor, who had lived in seclusion for more than three thousand years.
The cool and aloof Lord Emperor looked at her with a faint smile. "While I was suffering from amnesia, did you take me to the Hehuan Sect?"
That pure, naive young man from back then had actually been the amnesiac Lord Emperor of the Demon Realm?!
Nan Tang: "Demon Emperor, please let me explain..."
The cool and aloof Demon Emperor ran a hand over his sword hilt. "Everyone knows I'm very good at holding a grudge."
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For the future of the Hehuan Sect and the lives of its more than six hundred members, including her own, Nan Tang decided to double down and go all in!
That very night, she dressed up carefully and knocked on the Demon Realm's Lord Emperor's door, beginning her quest to win over the cold and aloof Demon Emperor.
After completing the quest, Nan Tang let out a long breath, quite satisfied, and prepared to bow out. Then she discovered that the cold and aloof Demon Emperor had gone mad.
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Before becoming the Demon Emperor, Chiyuan was just an obscure great demon in the Demon Realm. One day, a young female cultivator from the human realm tricked him. With just a few words, she made him fall for her, and nearly made him give her his heart, too. Then afterward, she turned her back on him and denied everything.
When he found her, he discovered that she was surrounded by handsome men, changing them one after another like scenes in a zoetrope. She had even forgotten him completely.
It turned out that the sweet words she'd once said to him were words she'd said to countless male cultivators, without even changing her tone or expression.
Chiyuan was so furious he turned evil on the spot.
Five thousand years later, they meet again. Chiyuan acts cold on the outside, but is thrilled inside.
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#This book is also called The Man I Played Became a Big Shot and Came Back for Revenge#
#A battle of acting skills: whoever falls first is a dog#
#A story of mutual healing#
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A bold, fierce, hilarious heroine who truly has amnesia VERSUS a seemingly aloof and proud, inwardly wild and passionate hero who is pretending to have amnesia
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Next book: The Commander and I Switched Bodies with My Horse
Jiang Yin is a young assassin from an assassins' guild. One day, she receives an order to assassinate the court's number one treacherous official, Shen Chenfeng, the commander of the Imperial Guards.
After that day, she notices her horse acting strangely. Whenever she mentions Shen Chenfeng, the horse either kicks up its heels or snorts at her, even spitting at her.
One day, the horse goes back to normal, but Jiang Yin is kidnapped and taken to the Imperial Guards' headquarters. Shen Chenfeng looks at her with a complicated expression, and looks at her horse even more strangely.
What's even harder to understand is that Shen Chenfeng takes her everywhere, keeping her by his side at all times. At night, he even sleeps in the same room as her and locks all the doors and windows.
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Everyone in the capital notices that Shen Chenfeng, commander of the Imperial Guards, has changed. He used to be cold-hearted, sinister, wicked, and ruthless, but now he can't stay away from women. He'll even pull the woman beside him close and kiss her in the middle of a fight, as if he needs it to survive.
The commander before he was injured: Investigate cases, arrest people, fight and kill. Women? None.
The commander after he was injured: Investigate cases, arrest people, fight and kill. Women? Yes, anytime, anywhere. Kisses, cuddles, and being swept off their feet.
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To avoid turning into a horse again, Shen Chenfeng has to maintain an intimate relationship with Jiang Yin. He discovers that only kissing the young assassin can let him remain human for a little while, and the harder he kisses her, the longer it lasts. So he spends all day kissing Jiang Yin nonstop, like a kissing fiend.
Then one day, he suddenly realizes there's a way to solve the problem once and for all.
At the same time, Jiang Yin figures it out, too.
Shen Chenfeng: "I want to..."
Jiang Yin: "No! You don't!"
Shen Chenfeng: "How about we try it?"
Jiang Yin: "Fine. One hundred thousand taels of gold, not a coin less. And send me overseas."
But after they try it, the commander gets hooked and savors the blissful afterglow. Suddenly, he doesn't want to send the young assassin away. He wants to keep her by his side forever.
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Sinister, wicked Imperial Guard commander VERSUS a mischievous, lazy young assassin
A sweet story, very sweet. A sugary romance where they marry (and sleep together) first, then fall in love.
Theme: Do as you please, and live free
"A very ordinary old man's cart"...
Come on! I think it's quite interesting. There are so few people nowadays probably because it's hard to find this article on the recommendation page.
It's very interesting. The setting is very novel. Jinjiang Xiu Zhen's novels are all too samey. It's hard to find something different.
This article is too exciting...
Are you about to give up? Woohoo?
Damn, why aren't you updating?
I am a lady, it suits me to watch
Many works are like this: you see less at the front and more at the back. It's a very interesting story. Looking forward to the follow-up.
Squat (*?▽?*)
Hahahahahahahahahaha S, the setting is so funny