[Wuxia Crossover] The Heroine Takes Her 'Su' Charm by Storm

An old-school wuxia fanfic with heroines, each with her own charms. Story One: The "Moon Fairy" and the Dreamlike Red Sleeve, the First Blade Yu Xi's main job is drawing spicy fan art for a flower website, and her side gig is being a famous actress. While filming, she falls into a rushing river and arrives in the turbulent final years of the Northern Song dynasty, where she meets Master Su under the moon. One thinks the other is a fairy from the moon, innocent and naive. The other thinks the first is frail and sickly, a pure, sweet fool. Surrounded by a pack of "wolves," Yu Xi is so unnerved her scalp tingles. Unable to suppress her true nature, she goes berserk and uses her "martial arts" to slap every "hoodlum" causing trouble in Bianjing. "So you're the mafia, huh?" "So you prey on the people's livelihood, huh?" "So you trample all the flowers and grass of the future, huh?" In the final years of the Northern Song, two souls in father-and-son roles cram for an exam, but can't even cheat their way to a passing grade. The people suffer terribly, and the blood-soaked rivers and mountains bear witness to the shame of their revenge. So if you're one of those people trying to cure "low blood pressure," don't blame them for asking, "Are kings and nobles born to be so?" Yu Xi: "Even if the Jade Emperor himself shows up, I'm going to teach you all a lesson about what the people want, what the proletariat is, and what dreams are." How can you sleep at a time like this? You're spineless with outsiders and throw punches at your own people, huh? Six-and-a-Half Hall: I thought she was a funny, pretty face. (clutches swollen left cheek) Youqiao Group: ...What do you mean, the world has changed?! (clutches swollen right cheek) Golden Wind and Drizzle Tower: The tower master joined first, so there's no problem with the rest of us joining too, right? (delighted) System: Wait! Aren't I a romance System? Story Two: A looks-obsessed maniac and a fussy manor lord Tang Ran has never been this speechless in her life. She has just boarded her private jet and seen the news that Yu Xi fell off a cliff when the plane she's on suddenly explodes like the evening glow in the sky. In the blink of an eye, she wakes up in a pool, bathing with someone else. Facing a handsome, cool, proud man with long hair, the lovesick Tang Ran's illness flares up and two streams of blood embarrassingly trickle from her nose. The young Manor Lord Lian is already famous throughout the land. Yet in his own home, he is ambushed by a "lecher." Seeing a woman suddenly emerge from the water, he narrows his beautiful phoenix eyes and thrusts his sword at the woman who dares offend him. Clang! The blade bends like a bow drawn taut, and the room falls silent. The two of them stare at each other awkwardly, the atmosphere tense. Tang Ran: Damn! Am I bulletproof now? Manor Lord Lian: What kind of monster is this?! System: That scared me. I almost lost all my performance metrics. Story Three: A weightlifting beauty with "world-shaking might" and a great constable Feng Xueren, known as Xue Xiaofeng. She loves lifting weights and has well-proportioned muscles that attract both men and women. People call her "the ultimate woman-slayer," "the human wrench," and "Big Sis, I'm in." She's 1.88 meters tall, with long legs, a wasp waist, broad shoulders, and an irresistibly sensual face. She was preparing an anniversary show at her own Hot Boys shop when she missed a step and ended up in a turbulent world of martial arts. Faced with all kinds of flashy techniques, Feng Xueren lands a single punch with a 100% critical hit. From then on, her name resounds throughout the martial world, and she's hailed as "One Step, One Kill" and "the Massacre King." Every hero under heaven knows her name and trembles at the sound of it. With his jade-like face, peerless elegance, and tall, upright figure, he captivates many ladies of the martial world and becomes the dream husband of countless women. Yet no one knows that this "rising star" is a woman, not a man. In the dazzling glow of the sunset, Feng Xueren hangs from a pull-up bar with one hand. A strip of cloth barely covers her full bust, leaving her strong, shapely abs exposed, glistening with a thin sheen of sweat. She looks as tempting as if she'd been coated in golden honey. Great Constable (deeply shaken): Y-you're a woman? Feng Xueren (expressionless): What else would I be? The System... doesn't even care anymore. P.S. 1. The plot might go off track. The heroines all have different personalities, so please don't nitpick. If that's not your thing, don't read. 2. There will probably be more than three stories. I'm still working on outlines for two more. 3. The stories might not be written in the order shown in the blurb. 4. There are lots of original elements. It's dogblood and absurd. 5. Blurb archived on June 5, 2023. 6. Tentatively scheduled to enter VIP on August 23, 2023. Thank you, cuties, for your support. Theme: Women should be self-reliant