The Hilarious Movie Emperor Is Such a Sweetheart

My new novel, After Slacking Off on a Parenting Variety Show, I Became Famous, is now available.

Qin Siyu is a double-crowned Best Actor: handsome, proud, sharp-tongued, and full of dirty jokes.

Ji Muyan is a cool beauty, an aloof and untouchable flower.

Ji Muyan has a skin hunger disorder and desperately wants to cuddle up to and hug Qin Siyu.

In public, he's icy cold, but in private, he's sweet and clingy like an adorable little mochi.

Qin Siyu pondered for a moment. Could he... have a crush on me?

Faced with a young man so much younger than him, Qin Siyu refuses three times over and dodges Ji Muyan's attempts to get close.

But Ji Muyan is so good at acting cute that Qin Siyu gradually can't resist.

Well, maybe it's not impossible.

Just then, Ji Muyan's skin hunger disorder suddenly goes away. Remembering how Qin Siyu rejected him before, he feels terribly sorry and decides to avoid him from now on.

Qin Siyu, suddenly being snubbed: ???

Where's my very real husband?!

Later, the two appear on a variety show together.

Qin Siyu smiles adoringly, calling the cool beauty "good boy" and "Yanyan" over and over, making his ears turn red as he lets Qin Siyu tease him.

The whole entertainment industry goes crazy shipping them!

"Aaaah, my ship is real!"

"I've brought the marriage bureau. Get married right here, right now!"

Goofy, self-deluded gong X cool little beauty shou

The gong has no ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend, has never had sex, and has never been in a relationship. However, he did film an intimate scene in an art-house movie a long time ago. Don't read if that bothers you.

My new novel, After Slacking Off on a Parenting Variety Show, I Became Famous, is now available.

Su Huaiming transmigrates into the role of a wealthy family's stepfather.

His stepson is a notorious little tyrant and brat. The family goes through five nannies a month, and even the teachers run out in tears.

Later, he has to appear on a parenting variety show with his stepson. The child torments him, the whole internet mocks him, and he eventually leaves show business in defeat.

Su Huaiming: I'm tired. Let's skip straight to the part where I quit the industry.

Because of a contract, Su Huaiming is forced to join the parenting variety show with his stepson. Netizens sneer at him, eager to watch him make a fool of himself.

His stepson throws himself on the floor and throws a tantrum. Su Huaiming has seen this trick before, so he sits nearby, leisurely drinking milk tea and playing on his phone. Let's see who can outlast whom.

For the first time, his stepson gets up on his own and brushes the dust off his bottom. After that, he never dares do it again.

His stepson wants to buy a whole cart of desserts and eat them all in one day. Su Huaiming insists on buying something else. When the boy refuses and throws a fit, he can only give in and buy a cart of boxed lunches, which they give to sanitation workers.

When they're given a task, his stepson is about to start whining when he sees Su Huaiming already sprawled in a chair, muttering, "I just don't wanna." Not wanting to lose to the other kids, his stepson can only complete the task in tears, earning praise from the farmer.

The father and son become famous in their own unconventional way.

"Haha, yes, I'm an adult, but why should I have to give in to you?"

"The way to deal with a brat is to be even brattier!"

"Su Huaiming is my source of joy. The entertainment industry can't do without you!"

Fu Xiaoxiao thinks his stepdad is helplessly fragile, childish, and spoiled. So annoying!

But... since his stepdad took him to the amusement park, he can let him have his way a little, because he's a manly man. orz

Fu Qingfan returns from a business trip to find his son well-behaved and sensible, like a completely different child.

Fu Xiaoxiao sidles over with a mysterious air and offers some serious advice: "Remember to coax him a lot, or he'll throw a fit!"

Fu Qingfan thinks of the virtually invisible Su Huaiming and doesn't take it seriously.

Later, backstage at a red-carpet event, viewers watching the livestream see the cool and dignified Fu Qingfan kneel on one knee in front of Su Huaiming, soothing him in a low voice. "Don't be mad. I won't make you exercise tonight..."

#Is that the kind of exercise I think it is?#

#Are we allowed to hear this for free?#

P.S. He's a brat at first, but a well-behaved little darling later. He isn't the gong's biological child.

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