I Cried Because I Couldn't Torment My Male God

The original title of this novel was Don't Stand in the Way of My Homewrecker Career

Zhou Qiyue received a homewrecker mission. She has to travel through different worlds and date a certain big shot in each one before they become powerful. She'll date them, then dump them, letting them taste the bitterness of love and focus on the sweetness of their careers.

Zhou Qiyue is thrilled by the mission. How great is it to be a homewrecker in the open! She just never expected to fail on her very first world.

Can someone tell her why her boyfriend, who was originally gentle, sunny, and kind, turned obsessive, twisted, and impossible to read after they started dating?

Netizen One: It means he loves you too much!

Netizen Two: Run, OP! He might be a pervert!

Netizen Three: What kind of messed-up things has your boyfriend done? If it's serious, run!

Netizen Four: Don't ask. Just break up!

An arm suddenly circled her waist. Zhao Shichu leaned down and whispered in Zhou Qiyue's ear, "A pervert? You mean me?"

Zhou Qiyue shook her head frantically and closed her laptop. "No, no, it's someone else's post."

Zhao Shichu's lips brushed her cheek as he smiled. "Then do you want to try being with a pervert? The post says it means he loves you a lot."

Zhou Qiyue looked at him with a complicated expression. Do you really not realize how messed up you already are?

Please add my next novel, Has the Neighbor Turned Evil Today? to your to-read list

After somehow becoming the neighbor in a book who bullied the villain from childhood and was eventually killed by him, Jiang Leyu not only can't stay away from the villain if she wants to survive, but is also saddled with a mission to get him more screen time and make him turn evil?!

Fine. If there's no way out, she'll just have to accept it. But why does this villain seem even less interested in staying alive than he was in the original book?

When Yu Zhihuai is bullied, she steps in, restrains the bullies, and tells him to beat them up. He doesn't.

When the person he likes runs off with someone else, she tells him to fight for love. He'd rather stay home and cook ribs.

Even when people mock him, he just smiles calmly and doesn't care.

One day, Jiang Leyu casually says that Senior Qi from the chemistry department is so handsome, she wishes she could have him. Yu Zhihuai pauses, then slowly turns around with a very gentle smile. "Say that again?"

Later, when Jiang Leyu confesses to Senior Qi, Yu Zhihuai strolls over from behind with a polite, faint smile and gently tucks her hair behind her ear. "You said this morning you couldn't get out of bed. How come you're running around now?"

Jiang Leyu: ??? What kind of outrageous thing is that supposed to mean?

Only then does she realize that Yu Zhihuai isn't some laid-back villain at all. He's always been rotten to the core.

Theme: You want to dump me? Not a chance.