Rumors About My Ex-Husband Are All Over the Internet

Famous actor Li Ban has yet again been caught up in dating rumors with an actress.

Feng Jinjin, an obscure actress who had been secretly married to him for two years, finally exploded.

She had been Li Ban's fan for eight years and his wife for two.

Even now, Li Ban's Baidu profile still listed him as unmarried.

And with the rumors about him and someone else running this hot, they might as well be true.

All the grievances she'd bottled up over the past two years burst out. Just as Li Ban and his rumored girlfriend landed on the trending list again, she furiously posted: “Ugh, you shameless pair!”

A month later, Feng Jinjin, who'd said she wouldn't see him unless they got divorced, appeared on a reality show and revealed, “Li Ban is my husband.” Nobody believed her.

The TV drama starring Feng Jinjin became a huge hit, and she shot to fame as a new star who outshone a whole crop of young actresses.

Feng Jinjin acquired a regular rumored boyfriend.

Netizens kept waiting for Li Ban to confirm his rumored girlfriend, and for Feng Jinjin to confirm her rumored boyfriend.

As they waited, rumors started linking Feng Jinjin and Li Ban.

A secret account Feng Jinjin used to shower Li Ban with praise was exposed.

In a birthday photo posted by Mrs. Li, the two of them appeared together in the background.

Li Ban was wearing a bracelet matching Feng Jinjin's.

Gossiping netizens: “Is it really that hard to make an announcement?”

Li Ban finally made an announcement, but it was... a divorce statement.

The two rumored lovers had apparently gotten married two years ago and divorced five months ago.

Gossiping netizens: “???”

“What is going on with you two?”

CP fans: “The couple I shipped secretly got their happy ending and then broke up without telling me!”

Rumor had it that Li Ban was desperately trying to win back his ex-wife.

Netizens: “Have you no shame?”

Li Ban: “You let me get divorced, but won't let me pursue her again?”

Netizens: “The point is, you're not good enough for her.”

Li Ban: “Sob!”

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"Take Your Five Million and Get Lost, Courtesy of the Male Lead's Mom"

Lu Bibi is the girlfriend of the spoiled rich second-generation playboy Gou Yiyan, and the whole internet says she's only after his money.

She's the only one who insists she's in it for love.

Until she gets her hands on a romance guidebook and reluctantly discovers that its heroine isn't her. She's just a broke supporting character.

Gou Yiyan can't get it up for any of his ex-girlfriends. Only his one true love can make him “stand up.”

She thought she was in an entertainment industry story, but she gets thoroughly outplayed by the heroine of a wealthy-family workplace drama.

In the guidebook, the male lead's mother offers her five million to leave him.

She turns down the male lead's mother's five million for the sake of the male lead's billions.

As a result, she loses both love and the five million.

After finishing the guidebook, Lu Bibi still says, “It's because of love,” but turns around and walks away with the male lead's mother's five million.

Gou Yiyan: “You shallow, materialistic woman.”

Lu Bibi, in tears: “So what if I got five million? I lost love!”

After taking the five million, Lu Bibi sticks to one principle: Follow the path to success in the entertainment industry, and don't get mixed up in rich-family drama.

Rumor has it Lu Bibi used Gou Yiyan to get ahead. She stayed obscure throughout their relationship, but after they broke up, every show she starred in became a hit. Even her endorsement shoots had netizens clamoring for sequels.

At last, everyone believes that Lu Bibi really was after Gou Yiyan's love.

But Lu Bibi firmly tells the Gou Yiyan who's throwing himself at her: “I really was after your money before. There's no love between us.”

Gou Yiyan: “Then... please keep going after my money!”

Theme: He mistreats his wife and has a great time, then gets his comeuppance as he tries to win her back