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This story is also known as:
The Only Normal Person in the Whole World
The CEO Suddenly Develops Normal Thoughts
Help! My Assistant's Head Has Blossomed. What Do I Do? PS: It really has flowers growing on it, little white flowers swaying in the breeze, covering his whole head. I'm waiting for an answer, and I'm in a real hurry.
One peaceful morning, an overbearing CEO wakes up and suddenly gains the ability to think.
He begins to feel that something is wrong with the world around him.
Every day, he drives to work from a mountaintop in the countryside, four hours from the office.
Every day, a woman accidentally spills coffee on him, or a woman accidentally trips and bumps into him.
The first page of every contract he signs says, "A contract worth ten billion," while the next dozen pages are blank. His assistant, the people signing the contracts with him, and everyone else see nothing wrong with this.
CEO: "..."
One day, he makes it to work without anyone bumping into him, and the secretary doesn't spill coffee on him either.
The CEO thinks the curse has been broken, but then his assistant comes back from vacation.
The assistant accidentally trips on flat ground and falls on top of the CEO.
Holding a cup of coffee, he accidentally spills it all over the CEO.
CEO: "?"
Then the CEO notices a sprig of grass clipped to his assistant's head.
He watches as the little sprig turns into a big clump of grass, then flowers. More and more flowers appear, until the assistant's entire head is covered and nearly buried beneath them.
CEO: "?"
The CEO is the top.
Warnings:
Top-focused does not mean a fan of the top, nor a fan of the bottom.
The top turns into a kitten. Yes, the top.
A silly comedy.
Premise: When the real looks false, the false can look real.
