On the first day of school, high schooler Cen Xingyi was knocked unconscious by a pomelo that fell from the sky in front of everyone. That one hit shattered the worldview he'd built over seventeen years.
It turned out he was living inside a book, a Mary Sue romance novel about a hero and heroine whose love shook heaven and earth. Even more shocking, the male lead was his childhood friend, Zhu Chengyan, a legendary top student feared by all.
As the Mary Sue romance formula goes, any ordinary boy who appears around the leads is treated as a vicious supporting character coveting the heroine. And vicious supporting characters always get what they deserve, to everyone's delight, followed by a spit and a "Serves him right."
Only the help of the hero's group of buddies could lead to a perfect ending, so Cen Xingyi decided to become sworn brothers with the top student!
To survive, they were all brothers despite having different surnames!
He had it all figured out. Who knew the male lead wouldn't follow the script? He kept forcing Cen Xingyi to work through practice exams every day.
Cen Xingyi thought he and the male lead could become brothers who'd risk their lives for each other. Instead, the male lead wanted to train him into an emotionless exam-writing machine.
Cue the tears.
Their daily chat:
Cen Xingyi: I can't do this anymore. I can't write another word. Collapses.jpg
Zhu Chengyan: Mm. Do this page too. Cold.gif
Cen Xingyi: Boohoo, I really can't write anymore~ Trying to act cute, but the salted fish is stuck to the pan.gif
Zhu Chengyan: Oh, then I'll add another stack. Ignores.jpg
Cen Xingyi: My time has come. Clutches chest and weeps.jpg (I must have sent the wrong sticker earlier. I never should have sent that one!!!)
Reading Guide:
1. Enjoy the story. If it's not for you, just click away.
2. No personal attacks.
Next story coming soon: I Heard My Photo Can Ward Off Evil [Showbiz]
Blurb:
One day, netizens discovered that the phone wallpaper of Lin Qingyan, a male star who shot to fame after appearing in a TV series, was Xing Shuyan, a business tycoon who was still young but already fabulously wealthy.
Lin Qingyan smiled faintly. "Yeah, it's to attract wealth."
The netizens got it. They all followed suit. What did it matter if they changed their wallpaper to a picture of Daddy Xing, if it meant getting rich overnight?
One day, business tycoon Xing Shuyan was photographed with a phone wallpaper showing Lin Qingyan crying so hard he hiccupped after getting scared on a horror variety show.
Xing Shuyan curled his lips into a smile. "Yeah, it's to ward off evil."
The netizens got it again and followed suit. With the same wallpaper as the tycoon, surely they'd be just as successful.
One day, the two men's phone wallpapers were photographed again. This time, they were intimate pictures of Xing Shuyan and Lin Qingyan together, just in different poses.
The netizens angrily slapped the table. How are we supposed to copy your homework if you do this?
Only then did the netizens catch on. Wait, are you two together?
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A recommendation for my friend Jinshuang's story, "The Cannon Fodder Who Transmigrated into a Book Is a Little Demon [Showbiz]"
Blurb:
Lin Cen is a demon. Just before his soul was about to be destroyed, he transmigrated into a BL novel about a movie star adored by everyone, becoming a minor cannon-fodder character who was dealt with after only three chapters.
The cannon-fodder character was stupid and useless, and got trampled into the ground before he even had a chance to do anything bad.
Lin Cen, who had transmigrated into the story, was quite content with that. You all go play by yourselves. I just want to attain immortality.
But who could have guessed that the CEO top, who looked exactly like the Taoist priest who killed him before he transmigrated, would insist on coming up to him?
And the protagonist bottom, who wanted to strike first, was lurking in the shadows, watching him closely.
Content with doing nothing? Not a chance!
It's a great story. If you're interested, go check it out, cuties~
Theme: Study hard and improve every day
Grass! My name is the same as Shou Shou...
"Fake" is a big bug for the author~ rack
Good guy, Qinghua University asked me to call him "good guy" on the spot.
Throwing flowers?? Super cute!
Yeah yeah??????
Unexpectedly, "The Big Bad Wolf Finally Eats the Rabbit's Meat" was well written, but Dongfang Jing was actually stupid enough to fall in love with the system.
Sprinkle flowers? Come on!
Breaking off the hand +1, being afraid of all kinds of insects and attracting them in particular is really crazy T^T Come on, madam
I'm from next door. I really like the big text.
Spread flowers~It's great~Come on qaq