A Survival Guide for Hopeless Romantics

[Please add it to your favorites!] As a freshly graduated college student and new employee, Heng Yaya quickly settled on a life goal on her first day at work: Save enough money to retire. Before she could save enough to retire, she transmigrated into a book. Not just one book, but many books!!! They were all melodramatic, brainless romance novels about tortured love, and she'd read every one of them. To escape the fate of being a wage slave, she worked hard to earn enough to retire. Heng Yaya quietly set her sights on all those love-struck male and female leads. For instance, on a night of torrential rain, the leads were having a fine old argument. Watching the male lead get soaked in the rain, Heng Yaya said, “Would you like an umbrella? It's transparent, super romantic on a rainy day, and specially designed for couples. The two of you have to hold each other tightly to stay dry. It's perfect for winning back your girlfriend on a rainy day. The moment she sees it, she'll smile, stop being angry, and run right into your arms.” Then she added, “You're my first customer, so it's half price. That'll be 1,000.” The next day, the male lead walked by with his girlfriend, whom he'd made up with, and silently stared at the familiar umbrellas stuck haphazardly into a big barrel outside the convenience store. A sign read: “Special clearance sale, 9.9.” “Need someone to copy your homework? I'll handwrite matching assignments for couples and can even design a special font. The moment your teacher sees them, they'll know you're a couple! 500 for one assignment, 10,000 for a month, 100,000 for a year.” “Ten secrets to winning your partner's heart back, ten ways to handle the ninety-nine kinds of relationship hell, how to get your secret crush to confess...” Heng Yaya made a fortune in a world full of people blinded by love. But you, that gloomy cannon-fodder guy, why do you show up in every iconic scene involving these love-struck couples? Are you in love with every heroine? Theme: Everything exists for a reason