The Interstellar Tyrant Is an Egg

Scheming emperor, egg gong x composed, celibate immortal shou

Two big shots take turns pretending to be newbies.

Xuan Yi, a powerful cultivator, fails his tribulation and wakes up in the interstellar era, where Earth has become an arena for a cosmic competition game.

It’s just a new place to cultivate again. Xuan Yi stays calm.

Sure enough, clearing the game is easy, and there are rewards! Xuan Yi calculates with his fingers and picks an egg!

It must be a spirit pet! Ideally, a four-legged auspicious beast!

Later, the egg cracks, and a little black head peeks out... QAQ

The emperor of the interstellar empire has been dreaming a lot lately. He keeps dreaming of when he was a hatchling, still an egg.

Having never known warmth, in his dreams he is held carefully in someone’s arms and cherished.

That person keeps stroking him and saying, “You should transform into a four-legged auspicious beast. The fluffier you are, the more comfortable you’ll be to ride.”

The emperor: ...Ride?

Little scene

Viewer A: The new player is interesting! What era is this? Who still uses melee weapons? I bet he won’t last two episodes!

Viewer B: Holy crap! He split an SSS-ranked Titan Glass Dragon with one sword! And he just pulled something out of his robes... Wait! Is that... I’m shaking!

Viewer A: Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap!

The emperor faces the camera: [Imperial Might]

Xuan Yi rubs the soft fur under the little black egg’s chin.

The emperor: Raise your little paw... (*￣︶￣)

Message: Two big shots take turns pretending to be newbies