My Days of Doing Nonhuman Things in Showbiz

My upcoming novel, Divine Miracle [Infinite], is in my profile~ Blurb: Xu Qingzhou is a lunatic who’s been around long enough to become a real menace. After the world enters a new era, the lunatic who once destroyed heaven and earth takes a look at his wallet, puts on a refined and gracious facade, and joins the entertainment industry as a lowly screenwriter. The entertainment industry is great, the entertainment industry is wonderful, and it’s full of nonhumans floating around everywhere. Then the male lead of his very first drama turns out to be the sworn enemy he’s fought to the death with several times. Xu Qingzhou is thrilled. After all, upright gentlemen are easy to bully♂. Until one day, he kicks his sworn enemy off the bed and rasps, “Come near me again and I’ll kill you!” His voice is so weak and soft it carries no menace at all. Xu Qingzhou: a man who pushes his luck on instinct, only to end up thoroughly devoured. A little scene about how sworn enemies come to be Director: “You said you knew him and had history together?” Xu Qingzhou, casually: “A little. I ruined his romances for two lifetimes.” Director: “Oh, that’s nothing... Wait, you call that a little history?” Xu Qingzhou, still casual: “The first time I came down to undergo a trial, he was the one who killed me.” The director dies. Reader’s guide 1. Important: This is a supernatural story set in the entertainment industry, but it won’t be scary! I’m too scared myself, orz. 2. If a supernatural story suddenly turns into a xianxia story, or an entertainment-industry story suddenly turns supernatural, don’t panic. The author still has everything under control. 3. It’s an unwritten rule that characters aren’t based on real people. If I find the inspiration, I’ll immediately become a fan. ----------Next novel---------- Divine Miracle [Infinite] On the fifteenth night of the seventh lunar month, when the gates of hell swing wide open, Lin Shengxue finds a black invitation at his door. “Dear player, welcome to the ‘Divine Miracle’ game. Please make sure to obey the rules of God’s game...” ...Lin Shengxue has no intention whatsoever of obeying God’s game rules, so he immediately tears up the invitation. Then he gets thrown into a massive live-action horror game. -- According to rumor, those who clear the final game will be guided by “God” to an ideal world capable of fulfilling every wish. Three years after “Divine Miracle” began operating, Lu Jianqing, the number-one player on the rankings, rejects “God’s” invitation and vanishes from the game. The players know full well that after offending “God,” this brave soul is probably dead. -- In a beginner game, Lin Shengxue runs into Lu Jianqing, who is supposedly already dead. Lu Jianqing, now a ghost king, wears a white shirt and gold-rimmed glasses. Dressed to the nines, he stands at the lectern and teaches a roomful of ghost students: “The world is material... So, strictly speaking, none of us exist.” The female student in the front row is so terrified by this brilliant theory that her head falls off on the spot. Lin Shengxue coolly kicks the head rolling by his feet out of the way. ...Right, so you’re not a ghost, after all. This brave soul must be out of his mind. -- Later, Lin Shengxue blows up the beginner game and casually leads the ghost king who teaches materialism out with him. Later still, he regrets it. This thing... isn’t just out of its mind, it’s trying to seduce him? Little scene The red-clad female ghost is bound to a table, baring her fangs at the players. Lu Jianqing [starts rambling]: Your makeup is no good, the clothes are poor quality, and those teeth... The female ghost [quietly shuts her mouth]: Sob. Lin Shengxue kicks the female ghost over and looks coldly at Lu Jianqing: Say one more word and I’ll kick you too. Lu Jianqing [quietly shuts his mouth]: Sob. A chatterbox who can’t tease his lover at any time or place isn’t a good chatterbox. “Actually, divine miracles never existed. But when enough people are fooled, divine miracles come to exist.”, A Mr. Lu who would prefer not to give his name This ridiculous game is still playable: a chatterbox top × a cool-headed bottom who’s sick of everything and ready to burn it all down -- Upcoming novel number two I Became a Manager and Ran Off with My Star’s Rival [Book Transmigration] Top agent Fang Ci is unlucky enough to transmigrate into a boys’ love novel set in the entertainment industry, becoming the manager of a top-tier star with a hopelessly lovestruck brain. The top-tier star has a bad temper? No problem, he’s rich. The top-tier star is lovestruck? No problem, he’s rich. The top-tier star causes trouble every day, making the whole team work overtime every day? No problem, he’s rich. The top-tier star gets upset on behalf of the main character bottom and wants to dock his manager’s pay? No problem... I’m outta here :) The main character top wants to comfort the main character bottom, who’s all upset and aggrieved, so he imperiously orders Fang Ci to set up a romantic candlelit dinner for him. Fang Ci calmly and efficiently buys a huge bunch of chrysanthemums and two white candles, sending the main character top straight to the hospital. Then he turns around and joins the rival’s team. Years later, after Fang Ci successfully takes the rival to the top, someone asks him the secret to his success. He says, “It’s actually very simple. You only need to do one thing.” “Cherish your life and stay away from people who are lovesick.” The rival stands beside him, staring at his handsome profile, secretly hiding a phone notification about how he wants Fang Ci to come back and inherit a hundred billion in family assets. He dares not complain, even though he’s furious. Who else would be a workaholic with him if he weren’t lovesick? A gloomy, explosive, career-minded bottom × a goofy, easygoing top who’s loaded Reader’s guide 1. In the original story, the main character top and bottom torment each other in a passionate romance for a lifetime. The rival is the true top. 2. It’s an unwritten rule that characters aren’t based on real people. If I find the inspiration, I’ll immediately become a fan. 3. What’s a top-tier star or an award-winning actor? The real stunner is a wage slave! 4. Wage slaves only want one thing: a satisfying story. 5. I love you all. Theme: Striving for harmony in the entertainment industry