I Heard I Was Dead?

Aloof, powerful top x carefree, mischievous bottom

Rumor has it that Yuxiao Lou is a den of pleasure, fond of men and devoted to debauchery. He's utterly depraved!

Then one day, news that Yuxiao Lou had died spread throughout the capital. Yuxiao Lou, who was enjoying the gossip, slowly formed a question in his mind: "I heard I died?"

From then on, Yuxiao Lou seemed like a different person. He even grew bold enough to make a move on the powerful Shang Mei!

Rumor has it that Shang Mei is as pure as a gentle breeze and bright moon, as radiant as frost and snow, and has the bearing of an immortal. He's like a flower growing on a lofty peak, yet he's been pestered by a fake playboy.

The first time they met, Yuxiao Lou hooked a finger under Shang Mei's chin. "Why not become my eighteenth consort, handsome?"

The second time, Yuxiao Lou tackled Shang Mei to the ground.

The third time, Yuxiao Lou outright forced a kiss on Shang Mei, the lofty flower.

Enough is enough. Shang Mei pins the fake playboy against a wall. "Your eighteenth consort? Hmm?"

"Ahem, it's a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding. I meant... right, my husband~"

One day, word spreads out of nowhere that Shang Mei and the playboy Yuxiao Lou have become cultivation partners. Everyone laughs scornfully. "You might as well say a rooster can lay eggs!"

The next day, a shocking piece of news appears in the Cultivation World's Daily: Shocking! All the male roosters in the cultivation world have started laying eggs and hatching chicks! Is this a loss of chicken nature or a collapse of morality?

Shang Mei: "I did it."

A recommendation for my friend's novel: I, Who Roam All Three Realms Unopposed, a story about the cultivation world's little tyrant, a bottom, and a super-indulgent powerful top, by Qing Ran

P.S.:

1. Happy ending, one-on-one.

2. Both are virgins and each other's first love. They have mutual crushes that blossom into love over time.

3. The bottom has a bad reputation. Expect face-slapping later on.

Blurb screenshotted on 2019.11.14.

Theme: Greed knows no bounds.