Transmigrated as the Powerful Tycoon in a Mary Sue Tragedy

I'm Yong Chun. I never imagined I'd transmigrate.

The one who impulsively claims an entire fish pond in that cliched novel? That's me.

Heh.

Mostly snark, a plot that's gone off the rails, and no logic.

First-person perspective, a short story born from a wild imagination.

The plot twists. Read on and you'll see.

Coming soon: The Guidebook for Winning Over a Tsundere Best Actor

The great hero Pei Zhi chased a notorious bandit and fought him atop Soulbreak Cliff. Then rain made the path slippery, and his flashy lightness skill sent him tumbling straight off the cliff.

He thought he'd been smashed to pieces, but when he woke up, he found himself in a bizarre, dazzling world, reborn as an obscure little celebrity who'd been scared to death by a ghost. He was so unknown that all he could get cast as was a corpse.

The great hero Pei feared nothing. With one White Crane Spreads Its Wings kick, he sent the evil ghost flying into a wall, where it got stuck and couldn't be pulled out for ages.

Best Actor Luo Ziyu had been adored by everyone since childhood, and even ghosts fell for him and went wild. He was practically walking pheromones, irresistible to both the living and the dead.

If he hadn't carried a master's blessed talisman and prayer beads consecrated by a high monk, he would have been surrounded by ghosts long ago.

One day, his talisman burned up, his prayer beads shattered, and his life was hanging by a thread.

Then he saw that obscure little star, who was always acting girly and clinging to him to gain popularity, kick the vengeful spirit straight ahead, slap the evil ghost to his left unconscious, and punch the cursed malice into oblivion. He appeared before Luo, a god of war.

Best Actor Luo thought he had fallen in love.

Coming soon: I Survive in Another World, quick transmigration

Yan Zhi is a tiny internet celebrity, ranked somewhere around thirty-eighth, who's never been particularly popular. His stunning looks are the only thing keeping his pride afloat.

One day, he was bound to a livestream System and tossed into various small worlds to survive against all odds.

The weakling Yan Zhi QAQ

Faced with hordes of hideous zombies, he clings to some big shot's leg: Big shot, I'm your leg ornament!

Faced with man-eating bugs as big as villas, he clings to some marshal's massive leg: Daddy, love me one more time!

Faced with vampires who keep trying to bite him, he cowers behind an exorcist hunter and trembles: Dada, save me!

Faced with a hanged ghost sticking out its tongue and trying to claim his life, he pulls a stack of exorcism talismans from a celestial master's pocket and covers himself with them.

Later, with billions of viewers watching across the stars, Yan Zhi says:

"This is XX's super-powered particle automatic weapon. It sells for one million star coins in its original world, but through the link below, you can get it for only 800,000 star coins..."

"Next up is the rare prime meat from the OO world. The marshal personally piloted a mecha and beat it to death. It costs just oooo star coins..."

"This exorcism talisman was personally signed by Daoist Master YY and has excellent ghost-banishing effects. If you're scared of ghosts, click the link below to buy one. Buy five, get one free, limited-time offer! For a demonstration... Hey, there's a red-clad evil ghost up ahead. Take this!"

It doesn't matter if I'm a weakling. The leg I cling to is insanely powerful. If you think you can do better, come try. Hehe, you can't cling to them.

Relying on his System to keep switching worlds, Yan Zhi ran wild, until one day all the worlds merged.

Theme: A domineering CEO's snarky inner monologue.