Originally titled I'm Really Your Grandpa!
Jiang Baifan is so senior in his family that most of the people his age in the village are his grandnephews.
After he gets into Chengnan No. 1 High School, someone sees a pretty new underclassman crying as she rushes into his arms.
Jiang Baifan: "Stop staring. Can't I comfort my granddaughter?"
Someone sees him twisting the school bully's ear.
Jiang Baifan: "Don't ask. Can't I discipline my grandson?"
Someone sees him getting into a Rolls-Royce driven by a bald, potbellied man outside the school gates.
Jiang Baifan: "Don't make a fuss. Can't my eldest nephew take me out for a meal?"
But high school isn't all smooth sailing. Jiang Baifan has a mission to fulfill, and before he came to Chengnan No. 1, his eighty-year-old great-uncle from the main family told him, "Xiaofan, my grandson is at Chengnan No. 1 too. His name is Pei Min. Go find him when you get there, and you two can look after each other like grandpa and grandson..."
Jiang Baifan agrees. The first time he sees Pei Min, Pei Min has blood on his lips and is glaring fiercely at several thugs.
Jiang Baifan is fiercely protective. Without a second thought, he charges in. "Your grandpa's here! How dare you mess with my grandson? Are you tired of living?"
Pei Min, who has never had anyone stand up for him before, wipes the blood from his lip. "Who are you?"
Jiang Baifan: "I'm your grandpa!"
Pei Min: ...
"I'm really your little grandpa. Don't worry, I'll look after you. With your grandpa here, no one will dare bully you."
After that day, their classmates are amazed to find a fearless little puppy following behind the usually unapproachable Pei Min. No matter how fiercely Pei Min snarls at him, the boy just won't leave.
One day, after taking care of his grandson with all his heart, Jiang Baifan suddenly realizes he's got the wrong person!
No, he got the wrong grandson. He immediately abandons the fake grandson and throws himself into the real grandson's arms.
The abandoned fake grandson, Pei Min, corners him in an alley. With red-rimmed eyes, he says the most timid thing in the fiercest tone: "You said you'd stay with me for the rest of my life. How can you go back on your word?"
This blurb was captured on November 10, 2019.
Please note: The top and bottom are not actually grandparent and grandchild. They are not related by blood at all.
Recommended novel by a friend: Reborn as an Omega Who Was Dumped, by Ye Luo Gui Xin
Still reeling from the shock of accidentally being reborn as an Omega, Lu Feng inexplicably receives compensation for his broken engagement.
??? Don't bully a poor young man. He might become powerful one day???
Looking at the name written there in bold, forceful strokes, he can't help but smile bitterly.
What kind of cursed fate is this?! On the very first day of my new life, the man I idolize breaks off our engagement. How much worse can it get?
Later...
A certain Alpha pretends to cough. "Lu Feng..."
Lu Feng: "No, I didn't, and I won't. There are so many flowers by the roadside. I'm not going back to you."
The Alpha corners him. "Then what about the flowers growing close to home?"
My next upcoming novel: I Have Every Color You Want!
Su Muchen transmigrates into the domineering CEO of a forced-romance novel.
In the original story, the CEO forcibly keeps a canary, spending day and night in passionate embrace with him. Later, the canary grows strong enough to take revenge and drives the CEO into bankruptcy.
After going bankrupt, the CEO has no clothes to keep him warm and sleeps on the street, eating moldy steamed buns. His ending is as tragic as they come.
Su Muchen, now the CEO: "I'm already this rich. Why would I need to force anyone to be my canary? I'm done!"
But he will die if he doesn't follow the plot, so Su Muchen has no choice but to give in.
That day, the System gives him a task: [Call the canary to your office tonight. Tell him to take off his pants, bend over the desk, and stick out his butt. You know what comes next!]
That night, Su Muchen calls the canary in as instructed and says coldly, "Bend over the desk and take off your pants..."
The canary glares at him furiously, grinding his teeth. In the end, he still submits to the CEO's power and takes off his pants resentfully.
System: [Congratulations, Host. You've completed the task. Now you can do whatever you want.]
Su Muchen completes the task, flashes the canary a wicked smile, and says, "Your butt's too dry. Go put on a face mask!"
The System and the canary: ...
The next day, the System gives him the same task again. After all, in the original story, the CEO kept the canary in his bed day and night.
Su Muchen, now an old hand at this, says, "You, take off your pants and get on my bed!"
The canary glares at him resentfully again and takes off his pants in humiliation.
Su Muchen: "I don't like the color of your underwear. Go change into a dazzling black pair."
The System and the canary: ...
A long, long time later, after the plot has run its course, the bankrupt Su Muchen takes the money he's secretly saved and retires to the countryside, cutting off all contact with the canary.
But the canary, now a golden-winged roc, searches high and low until he finds him. He grabs Su Muchen's hand and pins him to the headboard, then pulls out hundreds of pairs of underwear in every color. His eyes red, he asks with restrained desperation, "I have every color you want. Can you stay?"
Su Muchen: "???"
The novel after next: He's Really Not My Uncle!
Su Qinghe is so senior in the Su family that everyone his age is his grandnephew.
After he enters the entertainment industry, gossip reporters photograph him having dinner with an award-winning actor.
The usually unsmiling actor is gentle, a smile playing on his lips. He even serves Su Qinghe food himself.
Onlookers: "WTF... What's going on? Is there a new romance?"
The actor: "No, he's my great-uncle!"
Another day, reporters photograph Su Qinghe entering a hotel with a popular celebrity and leaving the same room at two in the morning.
The usually short-tempered star lets Su Qinghe pinch his face and twist his ear until his mouth is crooked, without getting angry.
The fan club: "What's going on? He's shamelessly using our idol for clout!"
The popular young star: "No, he's my great-uncle!"
Another day, someone photographs Su Qinghe getting out of the car of a certain cold-faced CEO, a man who is usually impossibly aloof. The CEO even opens the car door for him himself, his face, normally cold as winter snow, softened with rare warmth.
Onlookers immediately cry, "I know, I know! He's the CEO's great-uncle too, right?"
The CEO: "Get lost! He's my wife."
One-line blurb: See all those big shots in the entertainment industry? They're all my nephews!
A fun, sweet, hilarious novel. Won't you give it a try?
Theme: Overcome every hardship and keep pushing forward, no matter how many obstacles stand in your way.
Although Gong and Shou are still in school, why are they not mentioned in class even once? High school isn't so laid-back, right? But if you ignore this, it is quite beautiful.
"Pei Min looks like he's tied up tightly", which is a big bug for the author~
Not enough! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Ahhhh, this chapter actually costs more than 40 coins. I'm so broke.
It's beautiful. I want to see more daily life, but I can't get enough.
I like short stories like this the most. I want to read Gui Yu! ! ! (Very loud)
Finally confessed, happy
So cute! ! ! [Purple sugar]kswl[Purple sugar]kswl[Purple sugar]kswl[Purple sugar]kswl[Purple sugar]kswl[Three-flower cat head]
More extras would be perfect!
Although Gong and Shou are still in school, why are they not mentioned in class even once? High school isn't so laid-back, right? But if you ignore this, it is quite beautiful.
"Pei Min looks like he's tied up tightly", which is a big bug for the author~
Hahahahahahahahaha