"Alice, I was there with you as you grew up."
"It's over, Draco."
"What are you to him, Alice?"
"Harry, don't fall for me."
"I can't say yes, George, Fred."
"That's fine. We weren't planning to find girlfriends anytime soon anyway."
"Just let us like you, all right? Don't worry about us."
"I'm not anyone's replacement, Sirius..."
"You have never been anyone's replacement, Alice. You're just you, and always will be."
"One glance years ago was all it took. I knew I would love you forever, Alice."
"Live well, Cedric."
Originally titled [Harry Potter] Black Humour
No bashing Gryffindor, Slytherin, Dumbledore, or Draco's family. The Malfoy family is slightly redeemed.
The story covers all six Harry Potter books after the Philosopher's Stone. A Marauders-era storyline will be added in the middle and later parts.
Mostly follows the original story, with occasional scenes from the films and some quotations from the books.
The heroine is beautiful, powerful, and tragic. She is connected to the Sacred Twenty-Eight families Black, Selwyn, and Lestrange, and belongs to Slytherin.
There are original additions and a golden finger, but it won't be overpowered. The characters are seriously out of character.
This is a full-on, sentimental Mary Sue story. The heroine never strays from her self-sacrificing path.
Not a harem. Not a harem. Not a harem. (Important things must be said three times.)
Six male leads, with five endings in total.
(I originally wanted to make this an Orange Light game, but it kept failing review, so I changed it into a novel.)
That means the ending with the twins is a three-person relationship.
I've done a little research. Please let me know if you spot any plot holes or mistakes.
I won't abandon this story, so read without worry.
And while I'm at it, let me recommend my other three stories: [Superhero Crossover] The Whole Universe Is My Brother, [Chinese-American Showbiz] I Really Don't Want to Be the Group's Favorite Anymore, and [Korean Showbiz] Electric Light and Shadows.
Theme: The heroine's journey of growth
I carefully stretched out my little half foot on the edge of the pit Sisters, can you jump into this trap?
I can't even find pirated websites. Come back.
Can you please open the locked door? (Crying) I have been waiting for the ending for 20 years. Now even if you let me relive it
Oh damn it, I want to continue watching
I think it's quite interesting. Three hundred thousand words can be locked as soon as it's said to be locked. What a pity.
You can only watch pirated copies. Damn it.
Crying, I just found this article, and ended up locking it so much
Why did your wife lock the article?
It's basically locked. Do you plan to post it again on Weibo, Laofed or ao3? Qaqqq
It's basically locked and can't be found anywhere else. Does anyone know where I can read all chapters?