The column has been completed: "The Hat Master Forced to Amnesia" cp double black too medium
If you are interested, you can collect it~
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Thank you for the invitation. I am in Shimotsushima. I am in Europe and I just got off the plane.
What is it like to be an Avenger?
I can tell you responsibly that the place of work is very remote. There are 365 days a year without pay, and I have to work overtime until late at night from time to time. My colleagues are all mummies who have lived for hundreds of years, and my boss is still a baby.
My daily job is to catch people, and the ones I catch include but are not limited to the pineapple head with heterochromatic eyes who likes illusions and laughs weirdly, the hapless high school student Phantom Thief who steals countless gems but accidentally offends others, the slimy and slippery slug hat spirit...
But the strange thing is that when a certain slimy slug was captured by the Avengers and saw me for the first time, he yelled a name that I had never heard of, and angrily asked me why I suddenly jumped to work in the Avengers Prison in the past four years.
I tilted my head innocently with a confused look on my face: "I'm sorry... Did you admit the wrong person?"
Slug: "Fart! I can recognize it with your broken face and that damn voice that turns to ashes!"
He is obviously just a slug, but he is small but has a big temper. He always mistakes me for someone else, which is really nerve-wracking.
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This article is also known as "The Days of Working in Avengers Prison", "818 Hot Little Man Who Always Calls My Name Wrong", "On What It's Like to Be Bored and Play Cards with a Salted Pineapple" [bushi
1. That's right, I'm here to cause amnesia! I have a flowing character, if you don't like it, don't join me
2. The main text is third person, the main attack, the cp is too medium, neither open nor reverse, don't stand in the wrong position to attack and receive! !
3. There are a lot of private settings about Avengers Prison. Please ignore any logical bugs. If you feel any discomfort while reading the article, please click on the right button immediately. No need to comment to inform the author. It is good for you and me.
[This article will be published in V on June 6th, which is Saturday, and will be updated by 10,000 words at that time. Thank you to all readers who support the original version. Take a bow~]
The following is the pre-received copy. If you are interested, please click on the column and click to favorite it. Thank you again!
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Pre-collection 1: "I am under great pressure when I am forced to cancel my account and practice again"
Copywriting:
Hello everyone, I am——anyway, the name is not important. Due to a mistake at work, I was hit by a car and died prematurely. In order to compensate, they offered to allow me to experience life in a new world during the process of reshaping my new body. Not only would there be a golden finger, but there would also be powerful plot characters to protect me.
As a result, the so-called golden fingers need to experience tragic emotional out-of-control stimulation and encounter life-threatening dangers before they can work.
I:?
The so-called plot characters who can protect me are either a suicidal maniac who hangs himself into the water at any time, or a young man in sunglasses who is the only one in the world who doesn't take anything seriously, or a little white cat with a sweet tooth who spends 200 million yuan in bonus just to buy chocolates.
I:? ? ?
In the end, with blood on my face, I realized a truth——
Cherish life and stay away from all snake diseases. The most important thing is that everything the time traveler says is simply not credible! !
Week 1: Why did the Tuanshan brothers part ways?
Week 2: A few things about raising twin black cubs
Week 3: How to take care of a willful sweet tooth
Week 4: The history of the technical fat nerd's struggle to lose weight
Week 5: Okay, please give up struggling and start lying down.
1. First person, if there is a character who is OOC, please pat it gently. If you feel uncomfortable, please exit immediately. There is no need to comment on the author.
2. Those who can master the skills include Wen Ye, Conan, Juju, Naruto and Hunter.
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Pre-collection 2: "How to raise a mackerel"
Copywriting: A mysterious software suddenly appeared on the mobile phone of the King of Sheep, Nakahara Chuuya. Out of curiosity, he opened it and took a look——
[Ding dong! Congratulations on successfully adopting a mackerel!
[This mackerel seems to be in a bad mood. You choose:
1. Feed him canned crab meat
2. Sponsor his suicide fund (such as slings, sleeping pills, suicide manuals, etc.)
3. Package yourself and give it to him]
Chuuya: Wait! Except that the first option is slightly normal, what the hell are the second and third options! !
As a result, he soon discovered that the mackerel was more difficult to handle than he imagined. Not only did he have to feed it on time, but he also had to chat with him regularly. Otherwise, other software on his phone would mysteriously disappear, and the money in his account would be inexplicably reduced by more than half.
This is not adopting a pet, this is adopting an ancestor.
So Chuuya asked Shirase how to uninstall this software. As a result, the mackerel virus always accurately invaded his new mobile phone system every time, and the anti-virus software seemed to be dead and unresponsive.
Later, Chuuya simply gave up the treatment and continued to raise her.
Later, he was stabbed in the back by the Sheep Organization, and when he was at a loss what to do, an invitation to enroll in a spell college was handed to him.
Chuuya fell into deep thought——
A school that specializes in eradicating curses sounds very unusual. Should he join it?
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1. Double black is too medium, it will not be reversed if it is not broken [highlight!
2. The background of King of Sheep will be changed to the background of Conjuration College in the later stage.
3. Receive articles in advance and start publishing when you have enough.
Intention: You think you are following the routine, but I am actually going against the routine~
