This story is complete. Please add my new story, Cross-Dressing, All Thanks to Acting, to your reading list!
Blurb:
A great demon king disguised as a little white rabbit knocks on a human's door.
Ji Changqing: I'm hungry. Do you have anything to eat?
Xie Yang lays out a grand banquet.
Ji Changqing: I'm cold. Can you take me in?
Xie Yang immediately buys a luxurious three-story villa downtown, fully renovated and ready to move into.
Ji Changqing, his bright red eyes sparkling, moves into his kind benefactor's home with satisfaction, deciding to eat this walking food supply once he's had his fill of playing around.
The “kind” Xie Yang also smiles with satisfaction, putting eighteen locks on the doors and windows of his new home.
Once you're in my house, do you think you can leave?
“Boss, that Class A dangerous individual has finally appeared!”
“What? That person has shown up again? I hear he's done countless evil deeds, has three heads and six arms, and eats children in one bite...”
“Boss, you have to be careful!”
As everyone weeps, Xie Yang sets off to hunt down an evil fiend.
He even stops by the roadside to buy a bowl of minced pork noodles and a serving of freshly baked osmanthus cake.
“Want some?”
“Sure!”
The “three-headed, six-armed” boy squats on the sofa, leaning against the man's shoulder as he slurps down a whole bowl of rice.
The house is filled with happy laughter. A thousand miles away, Xie Yang's teammates are huddled together, crying and discussing his funeral arrangements.
“Our boss has no family, so we'll have to handle his funeral ourselves.”
“Who says he has no family? He bought a house outside the city to keep his lover hidden away.”
“Waaah, Boss, go in peace. We'll take good care of the person you left behind!”
Xie Yang has only one response: “Get lost!”
Inspired by cosmic horror and containment-object settings.
But it's a silly, sweet comedy.
The strongest bug on the planet, top x a foolish demon king, bottom
New Story Blurb
[Cross-Dressing] Life Is Like a Play, All Thanks to Acting
On an ordinary night when he'd done nothing to offend anyone, Luo Ziyu transmigrates into an old-fashioned romance novel and becomes its protagonist, forced to act out one melodramatic scene after another with the characters.
As a man, he becomes the female lead, Luo Yimo.
What's more, his first scene takes place the morning after he spent the night with the original story's male lead!
Luo Ziyu: I'd rather die...
Compared to cross-dressing, dealing with the original owner's eccentric younger sisters, the male lead who thinks he's a domineering CEO, and paranoid elders is a piece of cake.
All I have to do is put on a good performance!
Luo Yiyi: Sister, I didn't mean to leak your song. You'll help me, right? You don't want people to criticize me, do you? *sob sob*
Luo Ziyu (worried): Oh, little sister, it's fine that you stole my things. But I sold that song ages ago, so it's not mine anymore. Oh no, won't people accuse you of plagiarism? *sob sob*
Luo Yiyi: ???
Li Moxuan: Luo Yimo, why have you become so evil? You can't even tolerate your own sister?
Luo Ziyu (cheerfully): Moxuan, I have good news. Your father has given you a half-brother... Now you have a little brother! Aren't you happy?
Li Moxuan: ???
The Luo and Li families are thrown into utter chaos, while Luo Ziyu successfully slips away and sits back to enjoy the show.
As the saying goes, put what you learn into practice. Having learned such superb acting skills, Luo Ziyu naturally applies this experience to his career.
And so an actor named Luo Ziyu, praised for his subtle emotions and suitably exaggerated performances, shoots to fame, becoming a hot sensation and winning countless awards.
Host: Mr. Luo, as a representative of the new generation of talented actors, would you share some of your training tips?
Luo Ziyu: How should I put it? I owe it all to my family. I wouldn't be where I am today without them.
Host: I'm sure your family must be delighted to see how far you've come.
Luo Ziyu: Yes, so delighted they can't sleep or eat.
Shen Ji always thought his nephew's fiancée was a quiet, boring girl. She looked a lot like his own temperamental cash cow, but their personalities were completely different.
He'd often worried that such a sweet, well-behaved girl might be bullied by his hot-tempered nephew, Li Moxuan.
But at an awards ceremony, in the men's restroom, he saw his poor “nephew's wife” take off her skirt and wig, remove her makeup, and transform into a face more familiar to him than any other.
The men's restroom!!!
Shen Ji: ???
Shen Ji: Is this why you broke up with me?
Luo Ziyu: ...Aren't you going to ask why I was cross-dressing?
Shen Ji: Is this why you broke up with me?
Luo Ziyu: Are you a broken record?!
A neat-freak, fatherly-type boyfriend, top x an overthinker who cross-dresses, bottom
A lighthearted, illogical comedy full of snark and feel-good wish fulfillment. Old-fashioned melodramatic plots included. Please read accordingly.
Theme: People must face their own desires and control them in order to become better versions of themselves
The emotional line is a bit baffling
Finished with flowers
Goose goose goose goose goose goose goose! Laughing to death! Marriage leave! Laughing to death!
This is going to scare me to death, hahahahahahahaha
I laughed out loud when I saw the last sentence Goose goose goose goose
He did bad things with good intentions (bushi), but it crushed him
Sorry everyone qwq I'm stuck, I really can't write, I want to take a day off... Will definitely update tomorrow! What is missing today will be made up later!
When will the ending be updated?
Ouch!!! Finally updated!!! How long has it been!!!
It turns out I was affected, no wonder my personality changed.