An interview about the Fourteenth Prince:
Fourth Prince: Brat.
Eighth Prince: Obedient, but impossible to stop.
The Great Prince: Hm? Which one?
Crown Prince: Get lost. (Rudely shoves the microphone away.)
Third Prince: The Fourteenth doesn't like studying. We aren't close.
Fifth Prince: (Chuckles.) He's... pretty helpful?
Seventh Prince: I'm in poor health. No interviews.
Ninth Prince: What a racket.
Tenth Prince: He sure is noisy.
Twelfth Prince: (Stares into space, and keeps staring into space.)
Thirteenth Prince: I'm not like him. Fourth Brother.
Later, all eleven princes: Actually, he's pretty great.
They all scramble to teach him reading and writing, riding and archery.
And helping him win his wife... how do you put that?
Luo Xie, a modern-day mediator (read: peacemaker), transmigrates to the Qing Dynasty.
Yes, that Qing Dynasty that has been transmigrated into so many times.
He becomes the Fourteenth Prince. And no, not the Fourteenth Prince's consort, Wanyan. The Fourteenth Prince himself.
He gets a very fitting peacemaker System, which assigns him a very unfitting task:
Go mediate between the nine princes in the Nine Princes' struggle for the throne...
Except it's not just nine. There are eleven in total.
Once he's done mediating, is he supposed to perform a Twelve Arhats stack for you?
Fourteenth Prince: That's impossible...
Luo Xie: That's impossible...
System: Complete the task and I'll let you have some fun...
Fourteenth Prince and Luo Xie: Stare expressionlessly at the Twelve Arhats.
A guide for new readers:
1. Pure fluff, no angst. The brothers don't truly turn against each other.
2. This is a partially fictionalized Qing Dynasty transmigration story. It doesn't follow the timeline and historical record exactly, so please don't nitpick~
3. Anti-piracy protection is enabled. Please toss a collection into the groundhog jar... o( =..= )m
4. Content warning: The male lead has a cross-dressing scene. Please read the blurb before starting~ Let's all have some fun. Thanks!
Other completed Qing Dynasty transmigration stories of the same type, see my author page: The Kangxi Empress's Daily Strike, The Fourth Prince's Consort Is Best at Acting Cute, The Crown Princess Just Wants to Retire, Kangxi's Kindergarten, and The Ninth Prince's Money-Grubbing Little Consort.
Coming next: The Crown Prince's Kindergarten (Qing Dynasty Transmigration)
After being born into the past as a little dumpling, Yinsi resolves to work hard to raise Kangxi's heirs.
He doesn't even want that blasted throne.
The Fourth Prince can do a decent job of it.
After drifting for three hundred years, he wants to conquer the stars and the sea,
not just chicken butts and two eggs.
The question is, how can he get all these little ones to stick together?
There are some good kindergartens in the future. Raising one Fourth Prince is raising one, and raising a dozen is raising a dozen.
If they're all raised together, surely they'll grow close.
With the Fourth Prince helping out and keeping an eye on the troublemaker Prince Zhi, it shouldn't be a problem.
At first, Kangxi thinks his precious son just needs playmates.
Later, he realizes the kindergarten has raised an army of little dumplings,
ready to go out and make the world sing their praises.
What can a doting father do?
Of course, support them!
Later, Kangxi realizes that all the heirs he's raised want to run off somewhere. That's when he realizes things have gotten serious.
Yinsi: Imperial Father, there's a vast land in the Southern Hemisphere, and kangaroos are so much fun. I'll catch one and bring it back for you...
Kangxi: Since when did I want to see a rat???
Prince Zhi: The Crown Prince says there are penguins in Antarctica! I want to see them before he does.
Kangxi: What's so interesting about seven geese???
Third Prince: There's a lot of ore in North America!
Kangxi: Don't you like calligraphy and paintings?
The Third Prince says impatiently: Big Brother Crown Prince said ore can be used for painting. Imperial Father, you don't understand.
Fourth Prince: There are diamonds in Africa.
Kangxi: What do we need rocks for?
Fourth Prince: Big Brother Crown Prince said they're the hardest diamonds in the world.
Kangxi: (They aren't.)
Finally, Kangxi looks toward the quiet Seventh Prince standing off to the side. His legs aren't even the same length, so surely he won't run off, right?
"Yongyou, come tell Imperial Father, where do you want to go?"
"I want to go to South America. I hear everyone's legs are very long there."
"...Did the Crown Prince tell you that, too?"
The Seventh Prince nods innocently.
Kangxi gazes at the sky. Fine, I can still have more children. I'll just start over.
This time, I'll run the kindergarten myself!!!!!
The princes with numbers in their titles shake their heads in a row: Imperial Father is so childish. He's even trying to compete with Big Brother Crown Prince for attention.
Other adorable upcoming stories are on my author page. Please take them home!
Theme: The brothers don't truly turn against each other. May we strive for the rise of China.
It's great. It's great to have brothers like this working together. It would be even better if we have more extras.
Fourteen: Although I can't sell books, my ninth brother can.
Although I can't fight, my thirteenth brother can.
Although I will not be an emperor, my fourth brother will.
I have no choice but to farm hair-raising medicine and masturbate to make a living. What kind of bicycle do you need these days? Oh, by the way, if you don't have a bicycle, just invent it.
Brothers:…
Lao Kang: The throne is mine, but my son is a bad person. I can only live like this with my grandson.
Fourteen: Go, Pikachus, go find your Marfa, don't cheat here.
Three Sons: Even if he has a background father, it still belongs to the background of our three brothers. Normally a group of uncles would compete with us to fight for our father. Who is that drama queen in Hongli? Fight him!
Fourteen: You three naughty children, the impact is too great. Even if I raise three cats, I am not as bad as you. After all, I raise cats and suck them for Rua!
Ba Ye really is. His performance in history makes me think that he will give Yinzhen a scapegoat for slaughtering his brother even if he wants to die... Yinzhen said he was dissatisfied but he was still convinced in his heart. Lao Ba was convinced in his heart but he was actually 10,000 dissatisfied...
I think Fourteen has mastered a magical skill. It's called "Although I don't know how to do XX, my brother can"
Fourteen: Even if I choke to death, die outside, or jump from the top of the palace, I won't give any favor to that prodigal Hongli!
Fourth Master: You see, he looks like you. He is as handsome as you were when you were a child.
Fourteen: It smells so good. Hey, let Uncle Fourteen give me a hug.
So pretty~so interesting~
I suddenly worried that if the Qing Dynasty became stronger, would there still be red ghosts like the May Fourth Movement of 1911 or something like that?
Prince Kindergarten (Qingchuan)
Princess of the Qing Dynasty
Science Boss Dressed as Sister Lin (Quickly Wear)
Qin Is a Fangirl for Brother Zheng
Kangxi’s Kindergarten (Transmigrated to the Qing Dynasty)
The Crown Princess Only Wants to Enjoy Her Retirement (Qing Dynasty)
The Kangxi Empress's Everyday Strike (Qing Dynasty Transmigration)
Calm in the Mortal World, but Everyone's Favorite
The Ninth Lord's Money-Grubbing Little Princess Consort (Qing Dynasty)
The Fourth Imperial Princess Consort's Best Weapon: Acting Cute (Time-Traveling to the Qing Dynasty)
I've Come to Take Back My Fiancée
Wherever I Go, Powerful People Have My Back (Quick Transmigration)
It's great. It's great to have brothers like this working together. It would be even better if we have more extras.
Fourteen: Although I can't sell books, my ninth brother can. Although I can't fight, my thirteenth brother can. Although I will not be an emperor, my fourth brother will. I have no choice but to farm hair-raising medicine and masturbate to make a living. What kind of bicycle do you need these days? Oh, by the way, if you don't have a bicycle, just invent it. Brothers:…
Lao Kang: The throne is mine, but my son is a bad person. I can only live like this with my grandson. Fourteen: Go, Pikachus, go find your Marfa, don't cheat here.
Three Sons: Even if he has a background father, it still belongs to the background of our three brothers. Normally a group of uncles would compete with us to fight for our father. Who is that drama queen in Hongli? Fight him! Fourteen: You three naughty children, the impact is too great. Even if I raise three cats, I am not as bad as you. After all, I raise cats and suck them for Rua!
Ba Ye really is. His performance in history makes me think that he will give Yinzhen a scapegoat for slaughtering his brother even if he wants to die... Yinzhen said he was dissatisfied but he was still convinced in his heart. Lao Ba was convinced in his heart but he was actually 10,000 dissatisfied...
I think Fourteen has mastered a magical skill. It's called "Although I don't know how to do XX, my brother can"
Fourteen: Sorry, Brother Thirteen Thirteen: It's inexplicable
Fourteen: Even if I choke to death, die outside, or jump from the top of the palace, I won't give any favor to that prodigal Hongli! Fourth Master: You see, he looks like you. He is as handsome as you were when you were a child. Fourteen: It smells so good. Hey, let Uncle Fourteen give me a hug.
So pretty~so interesting~
I suddenly worried that if the Qing Dynasty became stronger, would there still be red ghosts like the May Fourth Movement of 1911 or something like that?