My name is Li Bailu. Today is my three hundredth day living with a superstar. He's perfect in every way: handsome, and easy to push over. Ah, no, no, I mean easy to trip over. Just like today, he fell over again.
"Li Bailu, who are you talking to? Come over and wash my face."
"Coming right up..."
All right, I can't talk anymore. The superstar is calling me...
"You keep falling over every day. Something's not right."
"Um, I want to ask you something. You have to answer honestly, okay?"
Ye Zijin looked at me with eyes that twinkled with anticipation.
"Is your cerebellum shrinking? I have to tell your assistant. You need to get that checked out early. What is that saying, again? Beauty is doomed to a short life. You're so good-looking, so please take care of yourself!"
"Ahhhhhhhhh! What are you doing? I can't breathe..."
The superstar's temper has been getting stranger and stranger lately. I showed him such heartfelt concern, and he suddenly put me in a chokehold.
"Cough, cough, cough. Didn't you hurt your hand?!"
"Even with a broken hand, I can still deal with you!"
Theme: Someone will love you just the way you are.
