My Slime Girlfriend

When I heard that the game next door was shutting down, I realized one thing: a waifu made of pixels has no future.

So I decided to go get myself a wife.

I went to the Interstellar Alliance Logistics Department to claim a wife of my very own.

It's an employee benefit of the Interstellar Alliance. Any current employee who wants one can claim a biological egg from the logistics department and register it under their household as their spouse.

Then I drew a slime egg.

A slime egg.

A slime.

An egg.

I! Quit!

P.S. A first-person slice-of-life comedy full of rambling. Please be prepared.

Useless, lazy human male lead x berserk, chuuni slime

"Your wife is currently incubating"

Theme: In the future, you still have to rely on yourself