Reincarnated, I Get Framed by a Tree Spirit CEO Carrying a Baby

Currently serializing The Little Fox Spoils Her Blind Husband. Coming soon: The Rich Older Man Keeps Getting Back Pain After His Divorce. Feel free to follow my author page~ Synopsis 1 On Qi Changle's first day at the company, the receptionist nearly turns red as a beet, the finance director shudders, the head of publicity runs away at the sight of him, and only the CEO stands perfectly still in the middle of the lobby. Su Yu: Move. You're blocking my photosynthesis. The plant shears in Qi Changle's hand clatter to the floor. From then on: Receptionist: Lele, my leaves aren't green anymore! Qi Changle raises a bottle of plant nutrient spray toward the mimosa in front of her. Finance director: Lele! My soil's dry! Qi Changle turns to water the money plant, then loosen its soil and fertilize it. Head of publicity: Xiao Le, why aren't any bees coming to pollinate me? Qi Changle: ...I can't help you with that. Ask the CEO if he's in charge of assigning boyfriends. Su Yu: I'm only in charge of being your boyfriend. Hurry over and carry me outside to sunbathe. I'm about to wilt! Qi Changle raises a bottle of herbicide: Maybe I should give you a proper deep-tissue massage. Synopsis 2 If Qi Changle can deal with her boyfriend of three years cheating on her by cutting ties with him, how is she supposed to accept discovering, just days after starting at a new company, that everyone there except her is not human? Su Yu: Don't worry. You're not human either. Qi Changle: ... Su Yu is a tree spirit CEO with questionable intelligence and strange behavior. Even so, Qi Changle gradually falls for him under his many advances. But the day after they agree to "give dating a try," the CEO says something astonishing. Su Yu: I've borne fruit. You're responsible for me now. Qi Changle: You haven't even flowered. Where did the fruit come from? Besides, if anyone's supposed to bear fruit, shouldn't it be me?! Su Yu points at the fruit, barely the size of a fingernail, and says flatly, as if reading from a script: "It's small, but it's still your child." Qi Changle clenches her fists. This is no way to live! Reader's guide: 1. Younger, goofy, blunt, domineering CEO X older, refined, well-mannered plant care specialist Su Yu X Qi Changle Younger, younger, younger!! 2. Fictional setting. Same-sex marriage is legal. 3. The love interest will bear fruit later (yes, actually bear fruit; the love interest is a plant). If that's not your thing, please don't read. 4. The protagonist has an ex-boyfriend (a minor character), but they never had sex. Theme: The fastest and surest way to overcome fear and build confidence is to do what you fear until you gain the experience of succeeding.