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Qi Ning is a total scaredy-cat. Whenever a task puts him in danger, he immediately hits the exit button.
One day, he finds himself inside those life-or-death situations. Just when he thinks he's about to meet a gruesome end, everything starts going wrong in the strangest way...
An undercover agent whose cover has been blown is tied up by his men, completely unable to fight back.
Qi Ning's heart pounds like a drum. He grits his teeth and shuts his eyes, waiting to die...
Big Shot: "Beg me. Give me a kiss, and I'll let you go."
Qi Ning: ...?
His boyfriend is tortured by the Demon King and left on the verge of death.
Qi Ning trembles all over, huddled in a corner as the Demon King comes closer and closer...
Demon King: "Make me happy. Suck up to me, and I'll let your boyfriend go."
Qi Ning: ...??
An ambitious general's rebellion fails, and he's bound hand and foot, kneeling at the emperor's feet.
Qi Ning feels like blood is about to spill any second!
Emperor: "If you satisfy me tonight, you'll still be my general come morning."
Qi Ning: ...???
In a supernatural world, a ghost knocks at the door.
Qi Ning clutches his blanket, so frightened his teeth chatter.
Big Shot of the Ghost Realm: "Poor thing, cry a little prettier and I won't scare you."
Qi Ning: ????
Are all you villains crazy or something?!
· An apparently ruthless, sinister, terrifying seme who turns out to be a total lovesick puppy, desperate to get a wife. Later, he'll let his wife walk all over him and do as he pleases.
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A super timid, beautiful crybaby uke who sweet-talks and begs the seme so he won't get beaten up or killed.
· The uke is a heartthrob. The seme gets split into multiple versions, and every seme is in the seme club, but the biggest version is the seme in the blurb (the main focus of the story).
· The seme is one person.
· Sweet romance ++ 1v1 ++ both are each other's first
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See the first chapter author's note for content warnings.
Coming soon: Woke Up Married to My Archenemy
Bai Ning is a bespectacled bookworm who cries easily, speaks softly, and blushes at the drop of a hat. Everyone loves talking to him.
The only one who can't stand him is the school bully, a hotheaded fighter no one dares provoke. He loves messing up Bai Ning's soft hair and always picks on him, making him cry.
So Bai Ning never dares say more than a few words to him. Whenever he sees the bully, his eyes fill with tears and he runs off faster than a rabbit.
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One morning, Bai Ning wakes up four years in the future.
A moment ago, he was wearing his school uniform, cornered by the bully in a dark alley. His eyes were red, his lips bitten, his fingertips trembling, and he didn't dare make a sound.
The next moment, he's standing outside the marriage registration office, a fresh marriage certificate in his hands.
The bully who used to threaten to "beat him until he cried" now rushes up and wraps his arms around Bai Ning's waist, pouting smugly. "Good little wife, call me hubby and I'll give you a kiss."
Bai Ning holds back the urge to hunch his shoulders.
C-can I trade it for a divorce certificate instead?
1v1 + sweet romance
I'm Supposed to Be the Villain, So Why Am I So Cute?
As the pampered youngest son of a wealthy family, Chi Yan has lived arrogantly for over twenty years. Then he discovers that he's the villain in a book.
Because he bullied the male lead when the latter was young, the male lead holds a grudge and eventually grows powerful enough to take revenge on him.
In the final scene of the dream, the male lead pins his hands down and bites his neck fiercely!
H-help!!!
Chi Yan wakes up in a panic. The male lead is kneeling properly beside his bed, just as Chi Yan had demanded:
"Master, you're awake. I'll put your shoes on for you."
Chi Yan's heart stops. How could I ask him to do that?!
No, don't! I'll do it myself!
Chi Yan is so flustered that he fails to notice how the male lead's fingertips deliberately brush his pale soles as he puts on his shoes.
A proud, cowardly uke who only wants to survive x a scheming big bad wolf seme pretending to be a loyal puppy
1v1, both are each other's first
Forced to Accept a Big Shot's Affection
After spending five years in the apocalypse being chased and bitten by zombies, Shi An is back.
He's reborn at the time when he'd escaped from Fu Huaixiu's villa and was scraping by in a run-down apartment, wandering from place to place and hiding wherever he could.
Fu Huaixiu is a demon who covets Shi An. Shi An gave everything to escape his control, at any cost.
Now he's hiding in a cramped wardrobe, while outside the door stands Fu Huaixiu, the demon who's been searching for him sleeplessly and struggling to hold back his anger.
The demon glares at the hem of Shi An's clothes sticking through the wardrobe door and threatens, "An'an, be good and come out, or else..."
Before he can finish, the door is suddenly kicked open, and the boy he's been longing for throws himself into his arms.
"Old friend, I've missed you so much!"
Fu Huaixiu: ?
Shi An clings tightly to the big shot's neck.
A luxurious villa, lavish meals every day, a considerate butler, and a carefree life of doing nothing while the big shot personally waits on him...
He's finally back!!!
Reading Guide
1. A pleasure-loving, shameless, lazy beauty uke x a possessive, lovesick, unhinged big-shot seme
2. Both are each other's first, 1v1
Theme: Let the world be filled with love
I really can't watch this. I'm really convinced by the plot. Is there any dog training? ! If you've been bullied all the time, can't you be tougher? So far I can't tell it's sweet! Shou is being forced all the time! One or two chapters are okay. What the hell is it up to now? I'm so frustrated to death.
The dialogue in this plot contains too much NTR. I like it so much! "Madam, you don't want your husband to lose this job, right?" Sense of déjà vu
I feel that one thing is a bit too lengthy. Tea Talk Tea Talk was quite interesting at the beginning and then I became a bit tired after two chapters. However, it is still very well written. I hope to see a wife who has successfully trained her dog.
I think this protagonist is not just a crybaby. Shouldn't a protagonist with a normal IQ basically have suffering? Some may be slow, but this one feels like his IQ has been lowered to... I hope you will continue to work hard and see you again.
On the importance of learning tea art
You have to show off your tea art when it's safe. Your own life is being manipulated by others. What if you offend others and make them grovel and beg for mercy? Have you not considered at all that you will be treated even worse?
Wei Ran said that Li Kuan could leave the army.
If there is no update, there is no request for leave. If you want to abandon the update, just solve v directly. Don't waste each other's time.
The tea ceremony is indeed yyds
Why hasn't it been updated since 8.10? I didn't ask for leave either (stopped buying articles)
I really can't watch this. I'm really convinced by the plot. Is there any dog training? ! If you've been bullied all the time, can't you be tougher? So far I can't tell it's sweet! Shou is being forced all the time! One or two chapters are okay. What the hell is it up to now? I'm so frustrated to death.
The dialogue in this plot contains too much NTR. I like it so much! "Madam, you don't want your husband to lose this job, right?" Sense of déjà vu
I feel that one thing is a bit too lengthy. Tea Talk Tea Talk was quite interesting at the beginning and then I became a bit tired after two chapters. However, it is still very well written. I hope to see a wife who has successfully trained her dog.
I think this protagonist is not just a crybaby. Shouldn't a protagonist with a normal IQ basically have suffering? Some may be slow, but this one feels like his IQ has been lowered to... I hope you will continue to work hard and see you again.
On the importance of learning tea art
You have to show off your tea art when it's safe. Your own life is being manipulated by others. What if you offend others and make them grovel and beg for mercy? Have you not considered at all that you will be treated even worse?
Wei Ran said that Li Kuan could leave the army.
If there is no update, there is no request for leave. If you want to abandon the update, just solve v directly. Don't waste each other's time.
The tea ceremony is indeed yyds
Why hasn't it been updated since 8.10? I didn't ask for leave either (stopped buying articles)