In the pheromone era, humans use pheromones emitted by their own glands to attract the opposite sex. The intensity and specialness of the smell are all symbols of charm.
On this day when she turned eighteen, Ling Xinyu's glands matured and emitted a faint smell of catnip.
A very special pheromone, but unfortunately it has no effect on eggs. It is intended for orphans.
After understanding her situation, Ling Xinyu became completely enlightened.
Man? Hey, would you like to suck a cat?
Orange cats, British shorthair cats, ragdolls, blue and white cats... As long as they reveal a little bit of pheromones, cat owners will rush in and queue up to be licked~
#Hey, Yaoyaoling, report it with your real name! #
#Someone here uses pheromones to attract cats, it's so despicable! #
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Ling Xinyu received a gold-edged university admission notice.
The classrooms are big, there are few classmates, the library is big, and the dormitory is for one person. Everything about the new university is good, but the cat is a little too clingy and very vicious.
If you touch the blue and white fifty times today, you must touch twice as many puppets tomorrow, otherwise you will be served by Meow Meow Fist.
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When Ling Xinyu's body was contaminated with more than seven kinds of smells, which could not be arranged for a week, the cat owners couldn't sit still.
Orange Cat: Yuyu loves me the most. It's my turn tomorrow!
Lan Bai: I was the first to come! It should be me!
Muppets: She likes me best!
Zheer: She loves me the most!
The cat owners were quarreling over who would sleep with them tomorrow, but little did they know that at this moment, there was a scheming cat with cat ears on its head and a cat tail, acting coquettishly in the owner's arms.
Holding the warm cat-eared boy in her arms, Ling Xinyu said: "..."
#I thought rua was a cat#
#Is it okay to be forced to be the king of the sea? #
Okay, that's great! !
1. Inspired by the real body of Su Qianliang, the heroine of the previous interstellar food article.
2. The copywriter will be uploaded to Weibo for record on 10/8, @Mango Glasses Girl.
Mission: Every cat deserves to be loved