The Whole Capital Is Trying to Eat Me

At three o'clock in the morning, Chuhua was taken out of bed by her mother and put into her brother's official uniform. Father: "Your brother has gone to work for the emperor. In order not to attract attention, you will go to court in your brother's place during this period. After going to court, hide in the corner obediently and don't show your face or make any noise." Chuhua:? "I'm much shorter than my brother, I have pierced ears, and my skin color is different..." My mother took out a pair of thick-soled inner-height boots and powdered her face, ears, neck, and hands. She was extremely prepared. Chu Hua: "... Is it necessary to commit the crime of deceiving the emperor?" My father looked at you Youyou and said, "The Emperor allowed it." Chuhua:? ? Good guy, are you trying to deceive the king? You monarchs and ministers are playing with something very new! * Chu Hua, who went to court for her brother, was bored and fell into the system. [Ding, your melon-eating system is online. The novice system that had just left the factory was in ancient times. It was low on energy and was about to shut down. In the rush, I didn't realize that I had turned on the sharing function. Everyone within a 50-meter radius heard the conversation of one person. System: [Host, are you bound? Chuhua: [I've never heard of the melon-eating system. Let's cut one and try it. The system broke the news: [The third prince is not the emperor's biological son. Chuhua:? ? ? [Hiss—Is it so exciting when you come up? Expand and talk! ! ! Emperor:? ? ! Baiguan:? ? ! Who is so bold? No more brains? ! System: [Twenty years ago, the emperor was lucky enough to meet several beauties during his tour to the south. One of the girls from a brothel gave birth to a daughter. However, the princess and the prince had completely different weights. She left her daughter in the brothel, hugged a boy born to someone else, and brought the jade pendant left to her by the emperor to the capital. She shed blood to identify her and successfully entered the royal family tree. Emperor:? ? ! Baiguan:? ? ! Abandoning the royal princess and confusing the royal bloodline, she deserves to be killed! Chuhua: [It turns out to be a joke about real and fake princes. It's boring. System: [No! Here comes the point! The fake prince she brought was from the royal family of the previous dynasty. Now he had hooked up with the general of the previous dynasty and was preparing to dig out the treasures of the previous dynasty so that he could recruit troops and ascend to the throne. Emperor:? ? ! Baiguan:? ? ! The third prince is actually a remnant of the previous dynasty, trying to usurp the throne and restore the previous dynasty? Should be killed! Chuhua: [Old routine, boring, if you could draw a picture of the treasure...] System: [What's so difficult about this? I'll take you to dig for treasure! The emperor with many children and no money in his private treasury:! ! ! Officials whose treasury is empty and have no money to use:! ! ! Take me/us! It doesn't matter whether it's money or not, the main thing is that digging for treasure is more fun :) * Relying on Chuhua and the melon-eating system, Dasheng Dynasty successively harvested the treasures of the previous dynasty, river management talents, cowpox vaccine, and high-yield sweet potatoes. The emperor and ministers could lie awake for three months without laughing. However, when three months came, Chu Qin came back. Emperor and officials: their smiles gradually disappeared. After everyone put it all together, they felt that it was okay for a woman to disguise herself as a man and go to court for her brother, so... Chu Qin had just come back and was sent out for another half a year. Just after I came back, I was sent out for another year. Three years later, Chu Qin hugged the emperor's thigh and cried: "Your Majesty, please let me stay! I am already twenty-three years old, and I haven't married a wife yet!" The emperor touched his nose guiltily, "How about asking your sister to help marry one?" Chu Qin: "..." Chuhua: "..." Listen, does this sound right? It's enough to say two:) Intention: Women can also take the imperial examinations, become prime ministers, and hold up half the sky