[My new novel is underway: Taking the Kids to a Variety Show to Reel in a Big Shot, and Going Viral. Coming soon: Taking the Monster Kids to a Variety Show, and Going Viral; I Stir-Fry Monsters in Space. Please add them to your reading list, mwah~]
Su Mi is an Omega with peerless beauty. To help his half-brother become the prince's consort, his father and stepmother marry him off to an evil god in the Dark Abyss.
The evil god feeds on human souls. They say those offered as sacrifices either go mad or die.
Su Mi is sent to a cave in the abyss. He huddles trembling in a corner as a cold sensation slowly creeps over the pale instep of his foot, then coils up his calf. He thinks the evil god is about to eat him.
Overwhelmed by fear, he loses control of his pheromones. The sweet scent of cherry plum wine spreads through the air, and crystal-clear tears hang in his eyes, about to fall.
"I-I'll tell you a story. Please don't eat me, okay?"
The evil god's dark aura envelops Su Mi. A deep voice rings in his ear: "Go ahead. I'll think about it."
Su Mi tells stories all night, then falls asleep without realizing it.
When he wakes, he finds himself lying in the arms of countless OBs' dream A, the empire's most esteemed prince.
Su Mi: ??
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Huo Hanshi is the source of everyone's fear. He is heartless and emotionless, and humans are no more than ants in his eyes. Then those foolish people send him a new sacrifice: a delicate little Omega.
Watching the Omega, weak as an ant, fight his fear to approach and beg for his affection, he wraps a hand around the Omega's neck. "Are you afraid of me?"
[The prince is cold on the outside but warmhearted by day, and a sinister evil god by night. He can't help sticking close to his wife. The pretty little Omega doesn't want the evil god clinging to him, and begs the prince to save him. Top / Bottom]
[Coming soon 1: Taking the Kids to a Variety Show to Reel in a Big Shot, and Going Viral. A gentle on the outside, indifferent on the inside, domineering CEO top who wants to hold, cuddle, and sleep with his wife every day / A flirtatious minor actor bottom who keeps asking, "Why hasn't my husband gotten his memory back yet?" Please add it to your reading list, mwah~]
Blurb: Chi Yu is a minor actor with no connections or backing. He has nothing but his acting skills, yet after years in the business, he is still stuck playing minor supporting roles.
One day, an accident sends him into a book, where he becomes the male lead's doomed first love. In the story, not only does he die young, he is also repeatedly abused by the male lead, who mistakes him for a substitute.
He decisively takes advantage of the fact that he is still alive to cozy up to the major villain. Somehow, he ends up holding the villain around the waist and seducing him into becoming his husband.
The major villain is handsome, well-built, gentle, and considerate. They spend day and night together, reach their happily-ever-after, and even have an adorable baby.
Then a car accident sends him back to the real world, but the baby is still there and his husband has lost his memory.
Gu Wenchao is at the top of the domineering CEO world, a national heartthrob even more popular than a top-tier star.
CEO Gu is gentle and celibate, handsome and virtuous, with his eyes focused only on work. His reputation could never be tarnished.
That is, until someone photographs him after a press conference, being hugged by a handsome young man and a little boy.
"Hubby!"
"Daddy!"
The entire country is stunned: How could CEO Gu secretly have a wife and child?
CEO Gu: I want to know too.
The country's most popular family variety show suddenly announces that Gu Wenchao will be appearing, with his wife and child.
The show becomes a sensation before it even airs. Everyone wants to see what kind of seducer stole their national heartthrob.
When the show airs:
At mealtimes, other parents chase their children around to feed them.
Little Gu toddles over to Gu Wenchao with his bowl. "Daddy, you have to feed Papa his vegetables. He's picky."
When they go out, other people's kids disappear in the blink of an eye.
Little Gu puts Chi Yu's hand into Gu Wenchao's. "Daddy, hold Papa's hand tight. Don't lose him."
At bedtime, Little Gu gives Gu Wenchao and Chi Yu the double bed. "Daddy, you have to tell Papa a story and put him to sleep."
The audience: This kid must be here to repay a debt of gratitude! What kind of father is Chi? CEO Gu, run! This guy is no good!
But away from the cameras...
Chi Yu approaches Gu Wenchao in a bathrobe. "Hubby, I just got hit in the mouth by the showerhead while I was bathing."
Gu Wenchao looks at his wet lips, right in front of him. His ears redden, his Adam's apple bobs, and his voice turns hoarse as he leans closer. "Let me take a look."
Later, Chi Yu becomes a sensation, inundated with acting offers, and the Gu-Chi couple tops the charts. Gu Wenchao always serves Chi Yu food first, always holds his hand when they go out, and when Chi Yu is beside him in bed, their activities are always too steamy to air.
The audience: Why am I shipping a couple on a parenting show?!
Little Gu puts his hands on his hips: It was all thanks to me!
[Coming soon 2: I Stir-Fry Monsters in Space. Please add it to your reading list, mwah~]
Blurb: Yao Shi transmigrates from the apocalypse to the interstellar era.
The original body's scumbag father was born into the wealthy Bai family. When he was young, he eloped with the original body's mother, but after getting married and having a child, he couldn't stand living in poverty. He abandoned his wife and child, returned to his wealthy family, and married a rich young lady.
The original body never awakened an ability, and his mental strength was the worst possible, E-rank. Desperate, he went to seek help from his biological father, only to be humiliated and kicked out of the Yao family home. The family's matriarch then sent people to dump him on Planet T20, which had been overrun by the insectoid race.
The place is full of invading alien insects. They are numerous and reproduce rapidly. Anyone who touches one becomes infected and parasitized, then mutates into a monster: some sprout spiderwebs from their heads, some grow huge Kalanzi eyes all over their bodies, while others develop scales on their faces and have larvae living under their skin...
The doctors and experts throughout the empire have no effective way to treat infected patients. They can only amputate whatever is affected, and if it can't be cut off, the patient has to wait to die.
Having come from the apocalypse with the special ability to cultivate both medicine and food, Yao Shi's eyes light up when he sees the alien insects and monsters. "These are top-quality ingredients for food and medicine! I was just wondering where to find materials to upgrade my ability, and here they are!"
A little restaurant opens in a small town on an infested planet, serving all kinds of monster dishes: deep-fried insect eggs, grilled tentacles, spicy three-headed shrimp, braised golden python...
At first:
Person A: "Huh, what is this? Centipede legs? Six-eyed frog eggs?"
Person B: "Disgusting! The owner must be desperate for money. I'm reporting him to the authorities!"
Person C: "Those are infected! Anyone who eats them will die!"
Later:
Person A, infected and growing tentacles: "Boss, one order of grilled tentacles!"
Person B, covered in compound eyes: "Boss, help me! I don't want to become a monster..."
Person C, covered in scales: "Boss, give me a bowl of braised golden python, please!"
The infected who eat Yao Shi's monster dishes see their tentacles disappear, their scales shed, and their compound eyes vanish...
The first person in the entire empire to cure infected people appears on an infested planet. In no time, Yao Shi's name resounds throughout the stars!
The eldest son of the Bai family is infected and grows six arms. Yao Shi's deadbeat father and his wife come with their family fortune to beg Yao Shi to save their son.
Yao Shi: "Well, who are you?"
Later, Yao Shi wears the epaulettes of an imperial general and stands on the stage for the empire's highest honor alongside the burly, handsome man who caught his eye at first sight.
Please add it to your reading list, mwah~
Theme: Even when life gets hard, don't give up too easily. After the storm comes a rainbow.
Can you please post a picture? I can't imagine what the baby looks like. I feel a little chilly when I imagine it.
Human facial features? ! ! ! ! Neck? ! ! ! ! ! (Screaming)
How could this come out? It's so amazing. It's so fragrant.
I don't like looking at babies, so I'll stop here. I wish His Highness and Mimi peace and happiness, and the flowers are over! !
The good guy weighs 15 pounds, much heavier than my dog (dog head)
More than 7kg? It's impossible to weigh more than ten pounds when you're born!
And if... The baby comes out with a little O, can you give it a hand?
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahaha, imagine a mini version of the tentacles
Good looking O(∩_∩)O