A Couch Potato Slacks Off on a Dating Reality Show [Showbiz]

[Story Complete. Thank you all for supporting the official version] Wen Chi is about to appear on a dating reality show. His randomly matched partner is Jiang Siheng, an award-winning actor who reached the peak of his career as soon as he debuted. Wen Chi's agent excitedly tells him the good news. Wen Chi's reaction is to sprawl on the sofa, looking utterly miserable: I'm so happy. A few seconds later, his phone's voice assistant says: Damn, I have to work again. (smile) Thinking about the contract penalty, Wen Chi puts on his little backpack and tearfully leaves home to set sail. The show's cast includes a popular actress more famous than him, a wealthy CEO with more money than him, a gaming streamer with more followers than him... Can't beat them. Whatever. Wen Chi lies down peacefully.jpg Other people dress like peacocks when they appear on the show. Wen Chi wears a loose T-shirt, baggy shorts, and slippers, with a little water bottle hanging from his chest. He looks like a kindergarten senior class kid heading out on a field trip. At first, everyone assumes Jiang Siheng won't be interested in Wen Chi. The production team worries about how the two will interact on the show, but later they realize they were worrying for nothing. During the game segment, the other couples work together to complete their tasks. But in the Constant Temperature CP, Jiang Siheng completes every task alone under the blazing sun. Wen Chi, meanwhile, sits in the shade wearing a bucket hat and holding his little water bottle, clapping and cheering Jiang Siheng on. New viewers: Why is Wen Chi just sitting under a tree doing nothing? Come on. I feel bad for Jiang Siheng. Viewers who watched the whole livestream think to themselves: It's not that Wen Chi doesn't want to move. Jiang Siheng just can't bear to let him get any sun. Jiang Siheng dotes on Wen Chi so much that everyone else can't bear to watch, but they make such a great couple!! Later, when the show ends, netizens assume the Constant Temperature CP is over and wail in despair. Then, during a red-carpet livestream, Jiang Siheng's van pulls up outside. His fans, who have been waiting for ages, look over excitedly. After getting out, the man doesn't head toward the red carpet. Instead, he bends down slightly and talks to someone inside the van. The fans wonder who could be in there to make Jiang Siheng speak so gently. Then a familiar couch potato slowly clambers out of the van, his hand obediently held by Jiang Siheng. The fans standing closest hear them talking. "Jiang Siheng, I'm so tired." "Be good. We'll go home as soon as we get the award." "It's all your fault. I told you not to do it so many times. My back is killing me now." "Mm, I won't next time. You did great, baby." Fans: Is there something that happened in there that we're not supposed to know about?? ★: The shou has a somewhat soft personality and sometimes uses little speech fillers. I haven't watched many dating shows, so this is a made-up dating show, and not like the others. Please don't give me writing advice, thank you, thank you, thank you, mwah! Theme: Know how to live, and learn to enjoy life.