I Made Every Tragic Novel’s Hero Cry

Please check out my next novel: “I Rely on Metaphysics to Coast to Victory in Showbiz” is now available.

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Nan Jiayu transmigrates into the role of the most miserable heroine in a tragic romance novel.

At the hospital, her gentle childhood friend says hesitantly, “Do you love me? If you do, give your kidney to your sister!”

Nan Jiayu: “Oh, I heard you're also a match for my sister. Want me to find you both a reliable surgeon?”

The handsome campus heartthrob hugs a basketball and sneers, “If she hadn't died, would I ever have gotten together with you? You're just her substitute!”

Nan Jiayu: “Then you should still love each other even after death. Want me to find someone to arrange a ghost marriage for you?”

A cold, domineering CEO braces an arm against the wall and pins her in place. “Woman, I've got my eye on you! Don't even think about running away with my child!”

Nan Jiayu: “Sorry, I'm not interested in you. Oh, and the baby isn't yours. It's from the hot pot restaurant I went to at lunch.”

A refined lawyer in gold-rimmed glasses takes them off and locks the door. “We're made for each other. We'll be together in life and death. If you try to run, I'll break your...”

Nan Jiayu: “What are you doing?”

“Calling the police. They'll be breaking down the door in a minute. What were you about to say you'd break? Say it again. I'm recording.”

The male leads all line up, scrambling to apologize: “Jiayu, I was wrong. Please forgive me!”

Nan Jiayu holds a handsome puppy-faced young man, her expression haughty and icy.

“Not interested!”

Reader's Guide:

The heroine has entered a mashup of four old-school tragic romance novels, which is why she's the most miserable heroine in history.

The puppy-faced young man is the male lead. He's very sweet around the heroine and a real dog around his rivals.

There are personal additions. I've taken a screenshot of the blurb.

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Upcoming novel: “I Rely on Metaphysics to Coast to Victory in Showbiz”

Gu Yueran transmigrates into the body of a washed-up actress known for being nothing but a pretty face, and gets a divine race System as a bonus.

If she doesn't catch ghosts and drive away evil spirits, it's game over.

So while everyone else is busy chasing clout, fighting for resources, and showing off their acting skills,

she moves into a haunted mansion, signs up for survival reality shows, takes every paranormal script she can find, and goes around looking for trouble with ghosts.

And then she becomes famous!?

Dating survival reality show:

Other celebrities: “Fall in love! Flirt! Form a couple!”

Gu Yueran: “Exorcising spirits. Do not disturb.”

Haters: “I came to watch Green Tea Ran flirt with men and act all sweet,

but she went hunting in the mountains, caught fish in the sea, and even swept the sickly male contestant into a princess carry?!”

Horror livestream event:

Other streamers: “Hey, folks! Follow me, leave a like, and send support!”

Gu Yueran: “Catching ghosts. Do not disturb.”

Haters: “I came to watch Green Tea Ran get scared out of her wits and scream,

but she moved into a haunted house, calmly investigated the clues, and was the first to clear it!”

Horror movie shoot:

Other actors: One mishap after another, sleepless nights from nightmares, unable to get out of character.

Gu Yueran: “Exorcising spirits and catching ghosts. Do not disturb.”

Everyone: “Brother Ran's going to slaughter the competition again! Let's cheer him on!”

What, haters? They've already turned into fans. Thanks!

Just as Gu Yueran is coasting to victory in showbiz, her merit points suddenly plummet.

System: “Close and intimate contact with an evil god has caused contamination. Merit points deducted.”

Gu Yueran looks back at the sickly beauty sleeping behind her, then turns and runs.

But even if a god can run, he can't hide. After finishing her work, Gu Yueran returns to find the sickly beauty in her bedroom.

The sickly beauty looks aggrieved. “Ranran, why did you seduce me and then refuse to take responsibility?”

Gu Yueran lets out a deep sigh.

It's not that she doesn't want to take responsibility. It's just that this relationship can't happen. If it does, one of them will die!

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Other upcoming novels by yours truly:

“Goofy Side Character, Cultivating Immortality Online”

After transmigrating as a cannon-fodder character, she only wanted to survive a few more chapters. How did she end up becoming the shining hope of the righteous sects?

Premise: I am the master of my own life