["The God of Sleep is a Spiritual Boy" please collect it! ! ! ! Thank you all!
Murphy recently read a novel, "A Different World," in which the mysterious and beautiful son Conan Murphy in the opening scene has attracted eight million teenage fans.
As a result, his brain was soaked in water and he died in an extremely ugly manner, which made many fans with brains unable to help but raise their butcher knives. Murphy was the one who killed him the most...
At this moment, Conan Murphy, the much-anticipated Son of Light in the Glow Empire, is thinking about life.
One second he was rejoicing over his 8,000-word negative review, and the next second he opened his eyes and appeared in the main hall to pray with the believers.
Feeling the posture he was in at the moment, Murphy almost thought he had crossed over to do yoga with a wooden face: Oh, the situation is not good.
According to the original plot, this beautiful but powerless Holy Son will become a strong backing for the protagonist, and then go to see his God of Light without even receiving a slap from the God of Darkness...
Would Murphy let this happen?
Of course not!
Murphy, who had made up his mind to passively hide from the world, drove the visiting protagonist out of the door while preparing to go back and practice hard to save his own life.
Wait, who will tell him why the Dark God is in his bed? ? ?
The black-haired man smiled evilly: Honey, how can you practice without me?
Murphy: No, I don't want to practice at all!
Then the Holy Son cultivated happily.
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After sleeping for two thousand years, no one cared about the temple of Shen Su, the God of Sleep. It was crumbling in the wind and rain. Looking at his sallow subordinates, he made up his mind to change himself and become a spiritual young man.
But unexpectedly, the world has also changed.
"I'm so stressed that I can't sleep until three or four o'clock every day. Is there any god who can help me?"
"Please, melatonin is no longer working, let me sleep!"
"The faithful woman is willing to lose ten pounds of body weight in exchange for a dreamless sleep."
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Seeing these prayers, Shen Su said: "??? That's it?"
Shen Su, who was preparing to go down to earth and rely on the treatment of insomnia to support his family, still lacked a place to stay.
The room that Qiao Su had posted online for more than a month finally received its first owner.
The man who hadn't slept for several days opened the door and saw a soaked boy carrying a bag standing outside.
Qiao Su frowned: "Where's the luggage? What cover do I need to sleep on? How do I pay the rent?"
Shen Su examined the dark circles under his eyes, took out a chocolate from his trouser pocket and handed it over tentatively: "I can make you sleep whenever you want, never
Insomnia, you see...? "
Qiao Su: "... Come in."
Shen Su: "Go to bed quickly, otherwise you will be bald! Me? I am a energetic guy, I am bald only after I sleep!"
* Lazy, squeamish, mature gods are attacked by X with hard mouths, soft hearts and huge pressures from mortals
*You sleep today and I sleep tomorrow. Sleeping is healthier
*Old rules, sweet enough to make you tempted
Intention: Stick to your own kindness