Lin Mai has two cats, one named Papa and one named Asuo.
Lie down and hold your chin: Meow, meow, meow~ (Dad, can you tell me again the story about you choosing me from a bunch of kittens?)
Lin Mai: Your little mouth is so brown that those kids think you've eaten shit and they won't want you.
Lying down and stretching out its paws: Meow meow! (I'll give you five seconds to make up another one!)
Ugly, cute and beautiful short-haired threesome (8 pounds chubby/soft from head to toe/fake head of the family)
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The cold and reliable short-haired cow Asuo (23 pounds of real muscular cat/only custody rights but no petting rights/suspected to be the real owner)
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The long-haired rich man Lin Mai, who is always asked to divide the custody rights of kittens after a breakup (10,000 percent doting on cats/will die if he doesn't suck the cat for an hour/a slave who is born with good fortune but lies down if he has money and leisure)
This time, Papa is here to tell the story of a kitten, a Sanhua who was loved by many, many people and many, many cats.
Small theater:
Half past eleven in the evening.
Lin Mai: Come on, baby, come to daddy's bed!
Pa Pa Pa: Wow, this hateful man wants to take out Pa Pa Pa's crotch again!
*Papa and Asuo are overly smart kittens, but they are not humans.
*Both are father-in-law, neutered.
Idea: Those little animals on which sincere emotions are projected will repay you with the same sincere love.