I'm Done Being Human

Being human is too hard. I'm done being human! Xie Yu originally thought she'd gotten easy mode from the start: surrounded by beautiful maids and a host of servants, with a refined young nobleman for a father and a noblewoman from a prince's household for a mother. In her previous life, the harsh realities of life had forced her to work hard to afford a home and a car. Now nearly thirty and still single, Xie Yu thought her spring had finally come. She could laze around and enjoy life, follow the rules of the day to become a proper noblewoman, and marry someone from a suitable family. As long as she didn't get caught up in all that romance stuff, this life would be a lot more comfortable. Who could have guessed that Xie Yu had gotten the wrong script? This wasn't an era of Tang-style elegance and romance. This was a xianxia story. The day after Xie Yu wondered if she could become a fairy, she got herself and her whole family killed by recklessly lifting the carriage curtain. There were no beautiful fairy sisters. Instead, an elder of the Channu Sect saw Xie Yu's face, secretly tested her constitution, and brazenly went ahead with a "cutting off worldly ties"! After one disaster after another, Xie Yu finally made up her mind: I'm done being human! The editor says this novel will be released as a paid title on Friday. A ten-thousand-character update will be available then, so please show it your support! Theme: Don't be a parasitic vine. The heroine must stand on her own.