The Senior Sword Cultivator Also Makes It in the Entertainment Industry

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[Currently revising and rewriting]

Lin Xi went into seclusion for more than five thousand years. By the time she emerged, the cultivation world was gone. She flew out on her sword, only to be stopped by a helicopter, and then invited to join a special department.

Since the age of spiritual decline had no spiritual energy for her to keep cultivating, and her cultivation level would even start to regress, her colleagues enthusiastically suggested that she make her debut as a celebrity.

During the livestream of her debut variety show, every viewer was bewitched by the pretty girl's looks. Even the haters couldn't find anything to criticize. They swore on their lives that this pretty girl would become the strongest female idol on the planet.

That is, until the pretty girl pulled a sword out of thin air and killed a female ghost. Then she calmly faced the camera. "Yes, I just performed a magic trick."

From then on, the manager, who came from the special department, started losing handfuls of hair.

"Don't fly around on your sword whenever you feel like it. The satellites will pick you up!"

"Don't jump from such a high place. Pretending it's martial arts won't work, either. And don't pretend you're on a wire. There's nothing around you, so what could you possibly be suspended from? A ghost? Ahhh, don't use magic to move things from a distance. Someone will film you!"

"When you pull out the hairpin on your head, it really turns into a sword. You can't just pass that off as a magic trick!"

#As long as I refuse to admit it, my cultivator secret identity won't be exposed#

A few things to know before diving in:

1. The story features the resurgence of spiritual energy.

2. Couple: A chuuni, goofy, punk-style female sword cultivator × a rebellious, jealous male lead who is her destined sword.

3. The whole novel is already written. Chapters will drop on schedule, with occasional bonus updates.

4. The writing style is goofy.

5. The senior disciple is a jack-of-all-trades, straightforward, and goofy.

6. A feel-good power fantasy with face-slapping and a happy ending.

Here are the upcoming novels:

Coming Soon (1)

"After the Worlds Merge, the Wicked Villainess Gives Up"

Synopsis

For a hefty bonus, Xu Zheng worked five jobs.

In five different worlds, she played the wicked villainess who devoted herself to each world's male lead.

In a childhood-sweethearts story, she was the wicked villainess who appeared out of nowhere.

Even when the male lead spent every day getting all lovey-dovey with his "best buddy," she stayed by his side as his official girlfriend.

On her birthday, the male lead was "hanging out with his buddy." When she was sick, the male lead was "hanging out with his buddy." When she was sad, the male lead was "hanging out with his buddy."

In a substitute romance, she was the original female lead.

Even when the male lead secretly found a substitute who looked like her, and later fell more deeply in love with the substitute than with her, the real deal, she still remained devoted to him, waiting for him to come around.

Even when the male lead eventually turned around and accused her of being the fake, the one who looked like the heroine.

In an entertainment-industry story, she was the domineering CEO's favorite little bird. In a switched-at-birth story, she was the gloomy biological daughter who had grown up away from home. In a tragic romance, she was the savior the domineering CEO had mistaken for someone else...

With so many roles, the System was very worried the Host would mess up. Xu Zheng wasn't worried at all. "That won't happen unless the worlds merge."

A year later, the System hurried over to find the Host. "Something's happened. The worlds have merged."

Xu Zheng: "?"

I-is there still time to send out a mass breakup text?

Later, five male leads with red eyes and deep regrets showed up at her door. Just then, the bathroom door opened, and a tall man in a bathrobe walked out.

Xu Zheng: "I just made the same mistake every woman makes."

Things to know before diving in:

1. Scumbag male lead pursues his wife, then gets sent straight to the crematorium.

2. This isn't a reverse harem. The male lead is the younger brother who appears last, and he's not a scumbag.

3. Features the entertainment industry, esports, and a whole lot more.

4. Face-slapping, scumbag-bashing, feel-good story.

5. SC.

6. The heroine never falls for anyone before meeting the male lead. She stays in a worker's mindset the whole time.

6. The whole novel is written and will update on schedule.

Coming Soon (2)

"I Courted the Wrong Male Lead, So I Restarted the Game"

Synopsis

When Li Gan was reduced to a prisoner, she went through great hardships to rescue him. When he was hunted down and had nowhere to turn, she stayed by his side. To save him, she took countless blades and swords for him, never mind how badly she was hurt. To preserve his comfortable life, she was willing to let herself become disheveled.

After enduring all kinds of hardships, Li Gan ascended the throne. Everyone thought Qu Miaomiao, who had been with him since his lowest point, would finally have her happy ending. But he turned around and made the white moonlight he revered like a goddess his empress, then banished Qu Miaomiao to the cold palace.

On her first day in the cold palace, Qu Miaomiao was gone.

Because she realized: Ugh, she'd courted the wrong person and wasted so much time on a scumbag.

To get a promotion and a raise, Qu Miaomiao accepted a mission to descend to the mortal realm and help an immortal's second-generation heir through a romantic trial. She was to play the white moonlight who had known the immortal since his humble beginnings and died young. But she courted the wrong person and saved the wrong man.

Luckily, she realized in time. Time to quit and start over.

Li Gan once believed he could never fall for the woman who had seen him at his most miserable and wretched. But when news of her death reached the cold palace, his hair turned white overnight, and he was overcome with grief. Then one day he opened his eyes and found that everything had returned to the beginning.

Later, imprisoned behind bars, he gazed up eagerly at the girl walking toward him against the light.

Then he watched her squat down in the cell next door.

"Benefactor, I've finally found you."

Seeing the girl look at that man exactly as she usually looked at him, Li Gan, who had been proud his whole life, completely broke down.

Things to know before reading: 1. Feel-good story, no angst. 2. Read for fun, please don't throw bricks. 3. If you drop the story, please do so quietly without notifying the author. 4. The male lead is an Immortal Venerable; the second male lead pursues his wife to the crematorium, but never wins her back. 5. No nitpicking, please.

Coming Soon (3)

"The Little Taoist Girl Joins Her Top-Tier Star Brother on a Survival Show and Goes Viral"

Synopsis

Only on her deathbed did the little Taoist girl's master tell her that she was the younger daughter of Su City's most prestigious family, who had gone missing five years earlier. She was told to go home and find her family.

But by then, her biological father was unconscious after a car accident, and her biological mother had disappeared.

Her brother, who worked in the entertainment industry, was hated by everyone.

With no other choice, the little Taoist girl rolled up her sleeves and joined her brother on an extreme survival show.

During the livestream, every guest showed off their skills. Only the top-tier star siblings from the Su family were fair-skinned, soft-looking, fashionably dressed, and stunningly beautiful. They were mocked by everyone, who were certain the two would quit the show within ten minutes.

Then everyone watched as the adorable little girl pulled a compass out of her backpack. "Don't worry, big brother."

Then they saw the little girl glide across the water with light-footed grace, knock down a whole stand of bamboo with one palm, and leap up a tree from flat ground as if ignoring gravity. She found water for her brother, built a tree house, scared away wild animals, cooked fresh fish, found delicacies in the mountains, and made a delicious meal, as if they were just out for a picnic.

They went viral overnight.

Theme: Overcome hardship and emerge reborn.