I'm a Lazy Fish in the Tyrant's Arms [Book Transmigration]

[Apology for taking three years to remove the V status:

I'm truly sorry! In early 2020, my studies became very demanding, my update schedule fell apart, and I couldn't keep posting daily.

Then the pandemic hit. My health had never been very good, and I caught the virus during the pandemic, which put a lot of pressure on me both mentally and physically. For a long time, I couldn't log in to Jinjiang to update. (I think the V status was removed during that time?)

Now things are getting back on track, and I have some free time. Looking back, I still want to pick up writing again, both as a hobby and a dream.

I'd like to start by writing a few other things, gradually getting back into it, learning, and finding my rhythm. When I have time along the way, I'll update and revise this story bit by bit until it's finished.

To all the dear readers who supported and encouraged me before, I'm truly, truly sorry ( p′︵‵.)]

Xie Yubai, the male lead of a novel, can hear the author's voice.

His life gets spoiled for him, and from then on he lazes around, living off the land and waiting to die.

Until he hears the author say, "My male lead must have an all-male harem, and every love interest must be a total scumbag!"

Xie Yubai: "???"

Xie Yubai makes a quick getaway, changes the plot, and escapes the scumbag love interests.

Who could have guessed that the scumbags would all transmigrate into the book?

One after another, they line up to come after him?

Scumbag No. 1, the gentle manor lord: "Life is short. What joy could there be without you?"

Scumbag No. 2, the domineering prince: "Hah. You're playing with fire, man."

Scumbag No. 3, the cold-blooded assassin: "You're my prey. Don't even think about escaping."

Scumbag No. 4, the aloof master: "Disciple, you'd better behave and do as you're told."

Xie Yubai: "I'm scared of you guys! I might as well go pick a fight with the villainous tyrant who's so hell-bent on dying..."

Years later, the martial world is in an uproar:

"That young marquis Xie, who never cultivates but is peerless in martial arts, never burns incense but has incredible luck, and stays up late gorging himself yet remains beautiful and slim, has conquered the world's greatest tyrant, the Demon Lord of the Southern Realm?"

"And the Demon Lord is utterly devoted to him and spoils him rotten?"

"What on earth did he do?!"

Xie Yubai lies in the Demon Lord's arms:

"I just moved somewhere else to keep lazing around and waiting to die."

Refined, aloof, and noble in the way of an elite | Devoted, loyal tyrant seme

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Lazy most of the time, occasionally willing to make an appearance | A lovable, universally adored uke

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The God Does Not Save the Broke

Seme: Has nothing but money | Rogue Taoist priest

Uke: Has everything except money | Down-on-his-luck deity

(This is a shortened blurb so it doesn't take up too much space. If you're interested, dear readers, check the author's profile for the full blurb):

The demon god Bai Xie lacks worshippers and is dirt poor.

Disguised as a human, he lives among people. Then one day, his awful boyfriend dumps him?

The down-on-his-luck deity, fed up with being mistreated, decides to get back to work and put his ex in his place!

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The day they first meet.

Bai Xie: "Taoist priest, perform a ritual for me."

Jiang Shangming: "For whom?"

Bai Xie: "My ex-boyfriend."

Jiang Shangming raises an eyebrow and grins: "Trying to get back together?"

Bai Xie, utterly cold: "I want him exorcised."

Jiang Shangming: "Hahahaha!"

A story about "your poverty successfully catching my attention."

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[Guide to the Lazy Life]

1. One-on-one romance, happy ending

2. This story involves transmigration into a book and people from the book transmigrating out

3. I'm a novice author with rough prose. Please be gentle, TVT

4. Could you lovely readers click into the author's profile and add this carp to your collection? (●°u°●)

Love you all~!!!

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